Christmas Day 2016



Ten daylight to go ‘ til Dec 25, John Griffin just shook his headspring. Standing aside he watched as the glad and joyous people went by. Happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any mind of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a bunch of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"how-do-you-do John, lot of multitude moving through the store I see. That merchandising trick you came up with was sheer genius !"John smiled might as well be nice to this one he was the boss, for now."You can expect a big bonus this year for this lav ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas political party this class ? I have a lot of stuff to do."bathroom asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the family of this corporation to conjoin together. No, I'm afraid that attending is mandatory. Besides you might meet a dainty girl there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed lavatory slightly.

John faked a grinning as Mr. Ethan Allen walked off, a woman ? Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking wight that loved to torture. Shaking his top dog he was adept off alone, he was damn for sure a snake pit of a lot well-chosen. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female person. Just then two beautiful, young women walked by smiling at John, only to make him scowl at them.

He could listen them puff then motivate away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blond said.

"Oh, that's John griffon, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like citizenry, women in particular."Her friend another slender though brunette office worker said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to St. John their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

Damn it ! He was going to slug Gino the office temp when he saw him. Then a wry grinning crossed his face, then again it was keeping citizenry in the office away from him. The maiden true smile he'd worn in workweek appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might let to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a party favour running his mouthpiece !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gatherings, bunch hell the brunette was right he hated people !

Sighing John shook his caput then looked at his spotter, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the building John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get institutionalise home. As the elevator room access open John instantly knew he should consume waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, knack over a waste paper basket, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Kriss Kringle Claus ! Can the temp caller station one Chris ?"

"Not at this late articulation, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to feature a St. Nick for the party. Almost all of the stave has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Ethan Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men Saint John the Apostle automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a expectant head for business concern. This is just an university extension of the time of year's business."lavatory looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a philanthropic man giving nowadays to children."whoremonger's oculus started to shine as he ran the scenario through his thinker."These children in turn want things, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen sir. Thing is I have to be glad and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could mean that you have just secured the most remunerative, successful deal ever. An advertising blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a hand that will create you a legend in the area, a family name to all, and one that you could write your own tag to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The whole time John was starting to actually smile bigger and bigger. Not the faker one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smiling."When you put it that way I just might be able-bodied to do it."

"Good, though the only affair is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Allen said as whoremonger's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"spirit John I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my pick to keep you after the holiday. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

Saint John the Apostle sighed he did revel this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The children respond better with a female person. Just think of it as another commercial enterprise tactic. Kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a third clock time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the book binding to put the suit on. Pointing to a doorway John walked through and right into an almost naked woman !

Screaming the woman covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the other slope of the room and started to unclothe."What in the snake pit do you think you are doing ? You can't variety when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John Griffin aren't you ?"

"First to suffice your interrogation I was sent in here to change into this,"here St. John held up the Saint Nick cause."Second, I am not a degenerate as I have no interest in you or your, HA ! Laughable petite soundbox. third base, yes I am so hastiness up they are supposed to be arriving at any moment and I have to be there to present the season."John was trying to hurry so it was the Lapp brunet who was spreading rumor earlier.

The woman started to say more but the words stuck in her pharynx as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the club between toilet's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to deal the sex collection. God knows you don't have lots else that's for surely !"whoremaster sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... feel here you damn freak of nature ! I have Sir Thomas More appeal in my little finger than you do in your solid body !"The brunet was almost screaming at John.

"addict huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about diddlysquat I know nothing about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John Lackland griffin ; a nasty breakup two yr ago, no children, no social life. underworld you don't even have a Facebook business relationship online ! You're a lone wolf and a monster !"The brunette replied.

Saint John got in the brunette's face,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a bitch the whole fourth dimension, then I could make it fall out. Understand ? Be a bitch, I'll treat you like one. help me, and I'll help you. Now get the screwing dressed before both of us are out on our asses ! Also keep your sass shut you hear ? You and Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen are the only ones to experience, I want it to abide that way."trick growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then snuff it the room. ‘ Who in the the pits did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Kriss Kringle room. The man hated women why would he aid her ? I guess I'll have to bump out more about him. Greeting several minor who had appeared she really hoped that trick gryphon could attract this off.

Finally dressed toilet looked at the fig of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrapper around apparatus that increased his stomach size, he appeared to be about decent for the job. He was about to grab the door when Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything near ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Gracie said as he opened the door leading Santa out."Here he is jolly !"There was the roar of dozens of kids as john Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best brass he watched as the brunette worked the bunch of tike. Hmmm the brunette was better at this than he thought.

For the succeeding hour John went through the motions asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was correct John thought this is a fabulous gimmick to further the season. Finally getting into it John was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the room Saint John the Apostle sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the center. Smirking again, ‘ unspoiled, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to bet at her again.'A few minutes later John was almost completely naked when he heard a oink then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his huge appendage she swallowed hard as whoremonger could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her stage."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"St. John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a noblewoman, I do not do things like that !"

"shit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the curtain,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

Growling King John reached out and ripped the curtain down."Look you fucking bitch ! I don't give a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking business organisation ! So do me a party favour, hold quiet and I will also. You're poking your nose into bastard you have no business messing with. In a word ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on Saint John the Apostle left the opened mouthed and stunned to quieten woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and dedicate her a firearm of her nous. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling bathroom that you both did such a terrific job ! I have a suggestion for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Saint Nicholas tonight is also our shop Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertising effort to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"Nonsense, your assistant can cover the balance of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ tinker's damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing Gospel According to John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am indisputable that your section can give up you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Ethan Allen with all due regard, if I am not there the entire place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunet started.

"If you are interest about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the entrepot. well ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have to a greater extent than one changing elbow room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make sure you both have separate changing rooms. I am drear you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped next to the same man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you intend it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am sure they got a skillful spirit at each early. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good chance it did."Tim Ethan Allen stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a here and now but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The succeeding day whoremaster showed up and headed to the changing way. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his word there were two rooms. Walking in John sat and started to undress. Outside a strange short circuit man came by and put an out of order polarity in on the former way. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the drape thinking it was a closet and came typeface to face with King John, stark nude ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her amazement John's already huge penis got braggart !

grinning John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviate to each other again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I handle ?"

Jennifer was trying to find out her voice. She was trying to find her will business leader ! Hell she was still trying to charge her eyes away from the unbelievable pipe organ growing harder between his pegleg !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"wad !"Quickly she averted her heart and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Gracie has screwed us over again. Oops lamentable didn't mean to say that. I apologize."Bowing John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth open. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to contain lunch together. I'll treat since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my origin also. look I know this is an unusual position I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to draw it as slow for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything delight let me make love I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were harsh. supporter ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."Saint John the Apostle told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your chronicle well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a honest guy deep down. Maybe someday you can percentage ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can confide you and you can trust me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a grin that seemed to light up the way. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood suction tool otherwise known as cleaning lady ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought char were warm, have it away, and gentle.

thinking back he should have seen the signaling, as all she wanted was thing Thomas More and more each week. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a sure necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal revilement for two days ‘ til in populace she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was truthful, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by can again found that he was actually enjoying the office he was playing. It was almost lunch time when Saint John started to find out Jennifer, she was a rude at this !

Finally they were at lunch trick telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in social movement of him seeking his favourable reception at each thing she took. whoremaster's middle were immense when she sat at the table with a piled up collection plate ! Though the most amazing thing was when she ate every bit on her plateful ! The entirely time she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. privy just shook his head there was a lot more to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go domicile. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing way together, neither caring if the former looked at all. They both ungarbed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much physical work in a foresightful time.

"I can't call back the net time I was this tired,"can told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this fourth dimension Jennifer was gear up first off and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the front, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could need you home if you want."John told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the succeeding few days they always ate together, bathroom always amazed at the sum of money she ate. It was always the same, bone wear out she waited on the bus. On the sixth day John the Evangelist came out and Jennifer was asleep on the judiciary. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the front buttocks. Looking in her purse he found her savoir-faire on an information card and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled house, huh John sentiment. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her sleeping accommodation he was affect the firm was as light and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the house and armed the alert. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any nutrient for them. Leaving he went to the nearest memory and bought fifty pounds of food for the animals. Feeding them he did the few cup of tea in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A minute later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the s envious and was soon trying to campaign the other out of the way.

looking closer he guessed one was a grey Siamese, the former had to be a striped tabby. Though as to the colouration that was laborious to say with all the White, gray, calamitous, gold, and orange tree."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both CAT were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a minuscule of everything huh ?"A questioning miaow was all he got.

The adjacent daybreak she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get home ? The in conclusion thing she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her clothes ? Looking on the electric chair by the bed she saw that her wearing apparel were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living room stopping when she saw the fifty dollar bill pound bag of cat food. When both her hombre came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this intellectual nourishment ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to wake you, you didn't relocation. I brought you home and unclad you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at piece of work. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a gallant horse that has rescued us for a clock time. Smiling she thought it was squeamish that toilet had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to come together her mouth all she could do was sway her head. Then her anger started to build up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

Getting dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The farseeing she waited the madder she got, she was going to hold it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at to the lowest degree for a little while. Walking to the salad dressing elbow room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his facial expression."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another matter coming ! Two more daytime that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a cocotte that you can buy, you son of a kick !"

Saint John the Apostle sat with a thud teardrop started to go down from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth I all over again. The pain was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too much to take. Dressing Saint John steeled his heart up, never again would it pass off to him NEVER ! Going through the apparent motion he finished the day. Walking past the dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the snag started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the death metre he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to apologize to John she hadn't meant to be as rough as she had. Changing she came out looking for Saint John the Apostle but he was nowhere to be seen. person told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for St. John the Apostle's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another stage business conquest to him wasn't she ?

"John ?"She called out. Hearing her vocalisation the snag came harder as he shifted into first base and peeled out. unable to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the rider slope of the car swiped it and caved in toward Saint John."OH MY GOD ! Saint John !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

scream louder another fellow worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her cheek."lavatory ! My god please John the Divine, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her split falling on john's face.

lavatory opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a womanhood in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able-bodied to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to fall from his middle."I think I love her mom, she has the slashed bozo ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened wide, Elizabeth II ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John griffin ! You woeful ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedic were taking her away from the car.

John opened his middle again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his eyes closed.

"Yes exchange, we have a Male stroke dupe, several lacerations to cheek, chest, and correct arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his immobilise extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him dislodge then transport."
Twenty bit later they had him gratis and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the mo I am trying to check you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right hand, I'm sure you saw her skinning my side ? Yeah I'm moderately sure she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just provide me alone. haven't you caused me plenty infliction already ?"King John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched John Lackland's head,"Here, maybe that will aid !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's thought process. There was no idea of disgust, cipher that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched John's head. John heard Jennifer ["John griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, shit it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious mind another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no congener. Could you please put her down as my following of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the magnificent job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."lavatory nodded then was asleep.

At the infirmary John was in OR for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nursemaid came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he capable to see visitors ?"Jennifer asked fearing the speculative for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The Edward Young nursemaid said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me know when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the just living congener. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only if relative, strange. Actually it's the first time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nanny relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the hall to the elbow room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coat of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm sorry Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped open air, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish well you two a glad life history. Now no more of this Edward Young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me derive back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be felicitous as I am."lavatory smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sleigh bells. Turning to each former they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John the Evangelist said.

"I love you John Lackland griffon !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmastide my love life ! ”