Ai N'T No Fun If My Homie Ca N'T Get None
AI N'T NO FUN ...
'' I 'm just saying, he 's too old for my baby, '' Cecile stated, staring at her best champion, Angela.
'' Anastacia is not a child. She 's 21, for Christ 's sake. And so what if he 's a few year senior than her. A mature man can serve her ... ''
'' Can take advantage of her .... All my baby knows is play and her school work. She 's not into men like that. He 's going to wound my child ... ''
'' You do n't even eff the man ... ''
'' I know men ! '' Cecile stated firmly. `` All of them are just alike. They all think with their dicks and not their hearts. ''
'' That 's not fair, besides, she just met him ... what ... three workweek ago when she was home. All they 've been doing is talking on the phone. ``
'' She chases me off the speech sound to serve his vociferation, '' Cecile said, exasperated. `` He 's the first person she talks to in the morning, and the lowest at nighttime. ''
Angela chuckled. `` You 're going to have to let go ... cut her navel string one day, Cecile. You should be happy that she 's finally getting a taste of love. ''
'' That 's not love, '' Cecile snarled. `` That man wants to fuck my child and then he 's going to allow her mellow and dry. He 's going to pain my sister 's heart. ''
'' How you know he 's not Mr. rightfield ? ''
'' Mr. Right Now, '' Cecile scowled.
'' I think you are being too hard on the man. Besides, give him time to show who he really is. If he 's a dog, in time, it 'll hail out. A dog ca n't hide forever. ''
'' That 's just it, Angela, we do n't have any time. He wants to withdraw her on a cruise when she comes home for summertime break. ''
'' That 's so decent, '' Angela swooned.
'' She comes home plate in a week. ''
'' I know you 're a pertain mother, but do n't do anything that will induce Anastacia to be mad at you. ''
'' I 'm going to do what I have to do to make sure this dog does n't hurt my baby. ``
'' Be careful, Cecile. Very heedful. This shit could backfire on your ass and ruin the realtionship you two have. ''
'' This is a mature ass man I 'm trying to protect her from. He 's nothing but an old dog trying to pack advantage of my baby. And I 'm not going to let that occur ! ''
* * *
'' Coming out to the club ai n't cypher like it used to be, bro, '' Jerome said to his younger blood brother, Mikey, as they waited for the parking valet to get Jerome 's Maxima. `` I remember when I coulda come to the golf-club and pick, choose and garbage hos. ''
'' You ai n't lying, bro. All I come out for now is to get my drink on and unwind after busting my ass all week, '' Mikey explained.
'' I feel you, '' Hieronymus said as the valet stopped in front of him. He tipped the valet and jumped behind the bike.
Mikey jumped in the passenger 's seat. `` That 's why I always pick up one a my lil magic, get her some weed, something to eat, and shoot her to a hotel til I come back from the club. ``
Jerome laughed as he pulled off. `` And what do you do if you find something in the golf-club ? ''
'' Go fuck ! Then go to the hotel and fuck again, '' Mikey stated like it should throw been obvious.
Jerome started laughing. `` You always fucking with hos that live with their man. ``
'' Them the best unity. Let mortal else peck with them hos problems. I fuck. That 's what I do. Them some dainty hos that I fuck, but hos have too a great deal drama when involved in relationships. ''
'' So, what you saying is that it 's emphasize costless and less drama when you the early man ? ''
'' Hell yeah ! See you would n't understand 'cause you have all them hos feeling like you 're their man ... ''
'' But I do n't have no drama. '' St. Jerome laughed.
'' See, you be fucking with them effective little girl. The professional person women. I ai n't gon na lie, bro, you run your hos ... ''
The strait of St. Jerome 's ringing earphone stopped Mikey midspeech. Jerome checked his caller ID. `` Anastcia 's mom ! What the fucking ? ''
'' Anastacia ? That tall, amercement ass chick that plays volleyball for UCON ? The one you met in the social club about three weeks ago ? ''
'' Yeah. Wife to be. '' Jerome grinned.
'' What the hell you doing with her mother 's cell phone number, bro ? More importantly, what her mother doing calling you at three forty five in the dawn ? dirty money call ? ''
'' Shut up ! '' Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus said, pressing the green icon. `` Hello ? ''
'' hullo ? Where are you ? '' a female spokesperson asked.
It was n't Anastacia for sure. The cleaning lady sounded a little older. `` On my way family ? '' Jerome answered tentatively.
'' I thought you were taking me to get something to eat ? '' she asked, sounding disappointed.
She sounded a lilliputian tipsy too.
Hieronymus stifled a laugh as he looked across to his chum who was making piece of tail faces and humping motions in the passenger seat. `` May I ask who you want to speak to ? ''
'' Who is this ? '' she asked, sounding alarmed. `` Is this Jermaine ? ''
'' No, I 'm sorry you must give birth dialed the wrong issue. ''
'' Who is this ? Your number is programmed into my phone, '' she demanded.
'' This is Jerome. I 'm a friend of Anastacia 's ... ''
'' Anastacia 's friend ? What your number doing program in my phone ? '' she asked with a little attitude.
'' Is this her mother ? ''
'' Yes, it is ! ''
'' I met her when she was home three week ago. She had your headphone ... I think her telephone set had gotten stolen ... ''
'' Oh yeah, I remember now, '' she chuckled, sounding a bit at ease. `` I 'm no-count for calling you at this hour ... ''
'' That 's quite very well ... ''
'' I was trying to shout a friend of mine. He was supposed to study me for something to eat, but he disappeared on my as ... listen to me, I 'm telling you all my business. Alcohol just loosens my tongue. I 'm drear for calling you. ''
'' That 's okay. It was nice talking to you, '' Jerome said, chuckling.
'' Please do n't severalise Anastacia ... she hates when I go out for potable. ''
'' It 'll be out trivial secret, '' Jerome said, chuckling.
'' promise ? '' she cooed.
'' I promise. ''
'' Thank you, '' she said. `` okeh. cause safely. ''
'' You too, '' St. Jerome said. `` Bye. ``
'' Byyyyyye, '' she sang, ending the call.
Mikey laughed. `` That was a booty call. mum want some. ''
'' You crazy, bro. Besides, her mama do n't know me. ''
'' Mama mulct ? '' Mikey asked with a raised brow.
'' I do n't know. I 've never met the woman. She sounds sexy as nether region, though. ''
'' If her daughter takes after her, she probably is finely, '' Mikey said as he fired up a joint. He hit it and passed it over.
Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus cranked up the volume as he got on I-95 northward. He took a hit of the articulate and passed it back. `` You know what, I 'm going habitation. I do n't experience like being bothered with none a my hos tonight. She done got me thinking about Anastacia. And this green goddess only ga make me hungry. I 'll drop myself off and you can accept my ride. ''
'' My car already by the hotel. Why ca n't you just drop me off ? '' Mikey asked as he took out a table napkin from his pocketbook. He unrolled it and took out half a blue pill and threw it in his back talk. Then he chugged the end of the water that he had brought out of the club.
'' Because I do n't feel like passing home to swing you off. Just drop me and expect the car. ''
five minutes later, Jerome pulled in strawman of their theater, pressed the button for the garage door and hopped out. It was n't until he was inside and upstair getting divest that he remembered his cubicle earphone. He had left it in the Max.
triad minutes later, Mikey stared at his brother 's ringing phone. Anastacia 's mom. What the fuck does she want now ? I 'm not answering that shit, he thought as he headed on a collision path for the hotel. The phone stopped ringing, then started up again. Mikey ignored it again. The thirdly metre it rung, he answered it. It has to be an hand brake. `` Hello ? ''
'' Are you home already, '' the female asked.
'' No ... ''
'' Well why were n't you answering the earphone ? You making a swag call or something ? ''
'' No, '' Mikey said, then took a clout on the articulate, laughing because she did n't know it was n't Hieronymus she was talking to.
'' Are you smoking ? ''
She sounded intrigued rather than repugnant, so he said, `` Mmmm-hmmm. ``
Her voice became mild and sounded sexy. `` I called to ask a party favour ... ''
'' What kind of party favor ? '' Mikey asked.
'' Well my acquaintance had to run home to his nagging ass wife, and I 'm hungry. But I do n't need to sit in IHOP by myself, not at this hour. Why do n't you join me ? My treat. ''
'' Which IHOP are you at ? ''
'' I 'm not there yet. I was calling to see if you 'd take on me first. ''
'' Which one are you going to ? ''
'' I live in Sawgrass ... there 's one right off of University. ''
'' I know where it is. I 'm about five minutes away. ''
'' Alright. I 'll cope with you there. What are you driving ? '' she asked.
'' A black Nisan utmost. You ? ''
'' I 'm in a burgundy Jaguar XK. ''
'' Niiiice, '' Mikey American ginseng. `` I 'll be in the parking lot when you get there. ''
'' Do n't smoke it all before I get there, '' she purred.
Mikey hung up the earpiece and laughed. If mama fine, I 'm damn sure gon na try and fuck. Especially if she trying to get her smoke on.
Seven minutes later, Mikey watched as the Bourgogne XK pulled in at the IHOP. She pulled right next to him, shut off the engine and got out. From what he could see over the cap of the car, Mama was pretty as ass. And young looking. When she walked around the back of the car and he got a good look at her body, his shaft started getting hard. `` Damn, Mama amercement as ass ! '' voluptuous. Now I know why she did n't want to go into IHOP by herself. Anywhere she go, she 'll get all form of unwanted attention. Especially in the skirt and top she 's wearing. Her outfit was n't revealing or slutty or anything ; it was swish and tasteful, but emphasized everything she had.
Mikey took a hit and leaned over and opened the passenger door for her. Her grin lit up the interior.
'' Oh that smells wonderful, '' she said as she hopped in and closed the door behind her. `` I have n't smoked since college, '' she said, taking the offered joint.
'' I plan on stopping when I get my MBA. '' Mikey chuckled.
She took a farseeing draw play.
'' You might want to take it easy with that, '' Mikey said a second too late.
She started coughing, but she refused to pass the roast. She held it as she eyed him over. She took another hit, pulling a little wanton this time. She kicked off her slingbacks and twisted sideways to face him. She caught his eyes locked onto her cleavage and smiled. She brought the roast up to her brim and took another pull. The mourning band had her feeling good. And the wine she had drank earlier had made her extremely horny. She knew she could get any man she wanted, so this was going to be fun. And well-situated. I 'll expose the dog and save Anastacia from a broken nerve.
She ran her fingers playfully over her clavicle, then down between her boob.
Mikey 's dick stiffened. The blueing anovulant was in fully effect. Either he was going to fuck mama, or he had to get to the hotel to Shelley Ann. `` So you gon na let me hit that ? '' Mikey asked.
'' You 're not shy at all, are you ? '' She blushed. `` You sure you can plow me ? '' she asked, leaning forward and rubbing the inside of his thigh.
'' I was referring to the joint, but since you brought it up, '' he said, making his dick jump in his pants, `` I 'm sure I can handle whatever challenges I 'm presented with. '' Their eyes locked. `` My question is, can you ? ''
Her hand slid from his thigh to his throbbing dick. `` Mmmmm, this is nice, '' she swooned.
'' You can postulate it out to get a right feel of it. Underneath all this cloth really does n't do it any Justice. It really is a oeuvre of art, '' Mikey boasted.
She accepted his challenge without a moment 's hesitation. She unzipped his pants and took it out. Ten in of throbbing blackness marrow. `` Oh, God. This is ... we need to go someplace. Anyplace, '' she said as she skinned the foreskin back, leaned over and started kissing and licking his head.
'' Ohhh shittttt ! ! ! Where do you require to go ? '' Mikey barely got out as his centre threatened to roll back into his head.
'' Anywhere, '' she mumbled as she kissed and licked and flicked her tongue around his head greedily.
Mikey leaned the arse back until he was almost rest flat. He hit the joint one More time as she got more enthusiastic with her tongue. He knew he was n't going to come from a blowjob, but it felt too fucking goodness to stop her.
He reached over and started caressing her ass. red cent ! Her ass was so soft, it made him whimper. He wanted to get up in her, but he could n't do that in the Maxima. And he definitely could n't do it in IHOP 's parking lot. He could n't lease her to a hotel, because he did n't have adequate cash for that. And he did n't require to go to her topographic point, because he did n't know if he could do that, nor what her relationship status was. The simply blank space he could select her is family. `` What about your car ? '' Mikey asked.
She did n't stop to answer. She flailed her hired hand as if she did n't wish about that.
nooky it, he thought and fired up the Maxima. He positioned his hired man so that he could steer over her as she continued to feverishly work his dick. She was sucking ; he was caressing and fondling her breasts, and every percentage of her that he could touch.
Both of them were making all the capture noises as he raced household.
When he pulled into the garage and shut down the railway locomotive, she finally raised her foreland from his lap. She kissed him like a demoniacal woman. Hungrily. Greedily.
Mikey 's dick ached to get up in her. `` Let 's go, '' he said as the garage door finished rolling down and the automatic light flicked off. They got out the maximum, and as he stood at the front waiting for her to come around to him, he really got a good look at her. She did n't look a day over 30 five. As new as he was, he was positive that he was gon na kill her sexy old ass with pecker.
lustfulness was oozing from her fount. She grabbed his manus and pulled him tightly against her body. They were about the Saami acme, so everything lined up. Their lip smashed against each others. Wisps of pleasurable groan escaped her lips as their tongues darted back and Forth in each other 's oral fissure.
Mikey 's custody fumbled with the zipper of her doll. He got it unfastened, then got a business firm hold on her impudence. He picked her up as if she weighed naught, spun her around and placed her on the top of the hot bonnet.
She swooned in surprise, wrapped her sculptured legs around his waist and pulled him right into her so that his dick was rubbing her the right way.
His hands fumbled with her skirt until he had it up and out of the way. Both of them fumbled with his smash and pants and underwear until nothing was between them except her sodden underwear which she savagely pulled to the side so that his raw head could glide up and down between her origin engorged rim.
She was grinding desperately against his hot, throbbing fountainhead now. Her pussy was hot and wet and aching to feel that throbbing mass of nitty-gritty. Gripping his hips, she pulled him forward, plunging his rock-hard ten inch into her. She shut her centre and screamed as his dick stretched and filled her to the rim. She had n't felt pain and pleasure like that since she lost her virginity. She was trying to get use to the tone, but he did n't ease up her fourth dimension. He started moving that big tool around inside of her. It was hot and unvoiced. flak coursed through her dead body. Then there was the additional heating plant beneath her ass. She found the more she gyrated her ass up and into his mystifying punishing cerebrovascular accident, the lupus erythematosus she felt the heat beneath her ass.
This was the commencement woman over 30 that Mikey has ever had the pleasure of piece of ass, so he had something to evidence. He was fucking her like he had all mankind riding on his performance. His virgule were bringing out all the appropriate noises and fuck-faces that he got out of youthful womanhood, so he knew he was beating that pussy up serious. That was all the further his ego needed.
He picked her completely up off the cap and slowed down to his skanky winding.
'' Awwwwwww fuuuuuck, baby ! Sssssss ! ``
'' You like that, '' he asked.
'' Mmmm-hmmmm, '' she mumbled as he guided her hips into a boring rocking apparent motion that made her button rub against his sinewy renal pelvis.
She started nibbling his lip. `` Oh God, yeah. That feel near. ''
'' I want you to cum for me before we go inside, '' he muttered against her afters lips.
'' You do n't have to concern about ... about ... '' Her whimpering got cut short as tiny jerking of lightning struck all through her causing her trunk to spasm involuntarily. `` 0h God, I 'm cumming. '' Her pace quickened and her stallion consistency vibrated as her coming resonated through her.
Mikey felt good taking her inside. Now he was going to assume her upstairs and put a right roll in the hay on her aphrodisiacal old ass. He continued stroking her until her climax subsided, then he walked toward the threshold, stirring the pot as he went. He told her to turn over behind her and turn over the boss. She got the door opened without any problem.
The room access opened directly into the kitchen, and as they were passing the refrigerator, she stopped him. `` catch something cold to imbibe. ''
Without losing regular recurrence, he stopped. She opened the fridge, leaned in a bit, and pulled out two bottles of piss. He bumped the door closed and started for the stairs.
Going up the stairs was a bit more hard. Unsteadily, they made their way up bumping into the wall and railing. She was giggling. They slipped and fell. She started laughing, and he covered her lip quickly as he landed on top of her. Her legs found their way around his waistline and she locked both limb around his cervix. They kissed passionately as he stroked down into her. She started grunting and humping up to meet his strokes. He felt his head slamming against the gristle at the very back of her slit. His nous felt as if it was curving and going into another portion of her pussy. Each time his head bounced against the cartilage, her body convulsed. She bit his knife as he sped up his thrusts to see if he could get one long paroxysm.
He got it as she came a instant time right there on the stairway.
Her legs unfolded from around his waist as he withdrew about eight of the ten inches he had inside her, using only two column inch to toil around the front portion of her sweet pussycat.
She started humping on it and adjusting her rose hip so that she was angled properly. Then she asked for a minuscule more.
He gave her about an inch more.
'' Ah, fuck yeah ! rightfield there ! '' she growled as she kept his mushroom headway rocking against the spongy sphere at the top of her slit. `` make out ! '' she hissed. `` What are you trying to do to me ? ''
'' What every char wants a man to do to them : satisfy them ... and then some, '' Mikey replied, turning it up a snick.
'' You ... you sure are doing that, '' she whimpered. `` Ohh God ! This dick too damn sweet ... .ooooooeeeeeee. I 'm coming again, baby. screw meeeeeeee ! ''
Mikey readily complied. Fuck her and then some.
Once she caught her hint, Mikey decided it was best to take her into his way before they woke Jerome up.
Hmmm. That would n't be such a bad idea.
He took her into his room and closed his bedchamber door. She started undressing him as they made their way to the bed. She took charge now. She stood him up at the edge of the bed and stripped him.
After making him maltreat out of his gasp and air sock -- his brake shoe had gotten discarded somewhere between the kitchen and the stair -- she kissed her way up his inner thighs, then sucked and licked their scented mixture of succus of his dismissal and then moved up his shaft. She pushed him onto the bed, and as she crawled up and over him, she let her hands roam up his powerful thighs, up his washboard stomach, all the way up to his chiseled breast. She leaned down and kissed him as she mounted that throbbing ten inches of glistening dick. When she raised up, his rima oris latched onto her nipple as his mitt kneaded her boob. She slipped his bulging read/write head between her sodden lips and lowered herself until she was filled to the brim. She positioned her knees on either side of him, leaned back and smiled down at him as she started gyrating her hips. She rode him like only an experienced cleaning lady could. She got so into it that the mattress started sliding off the boxspring.
About four delicious minutes later, she exploded. Again.
Panting and glistening with effort, she spun around into a reverse cowgirl and started riding that stiff ten inches again. With his decoration spanking her ass and his skillful fingers harrassing her tumesce clit, it did n't postulate but a few transactions for her to work up up to another sheet-tugging, earth-shattering coming.
She was totally play out, now.
Mikey was n't though. He flipped her onto her rachis and threw her wooden leg over his shoulder. She was too weak to do anything but accept the sweet, punishing throw that took her to another climax.
As she floated down from her orgasmic high gear, he flipped her onto her venter. Oh shit ! This my position right here. Oohhhh shit this ... this Gawddammmn ... this some good putz. Each chance event was replenishing her energy. She got up on her knees, and much to her delight, he pounded her mercilessly until her knee joint got weak and she fell flat on her belly. He did n't miss a fortuity. He fell right on top of her and continued to methodically have sex her toward ecstasy.
It was obvious to her that her delight was his pleasure. She could n't say that for too many men. And he was properly equipped to afford her delight. She could n't say that about too many men, either. His dick had every nerve ending in her pussy tingling. It felt too good for her to severalise him to bar or even slacken down, but she was truly afraid to cum again. She did n't know if she could plow another orgasm without pulling out her own whisker. And then there was the blasted soft flat solid. It was like a gentle, smooth tongue on her clit helping his stiff dick to coax another orgasm out of her. The imminent sexual climax was too odoriferous to forefend or even forestall.
Fuck it ! peter like this is few and far in between. I'ma take all he has to give.
She started throwing her pelvic girdle up at him. Enthusiastically. She was determined to hire his Thomas Young ass with her this time, though. She started working her privileged heftiness and immediately felt him yeilding to her sinew controller. She started working him over proper. Giving as honest as she was getting.
A few hour later, both of them grunting and panting, came to a noisy climax. They moaned and groaned and strained and stroked each other until their climax peaked and ebbed. Then they collapsed.
She must have dozed off, because she suddenly found herself blindfolded and tied to the bed with silk draw. She was n't afraid ; she was tied loosely and could get her hands free if she wanted. But, she did n't want to get barren. The things his lip and tongue were doing to her felt refreshing and rejuvenating. Before she knew it, she was begging for him to fill her pussy up again with that lump of throbbing meat.
He obliged her.
This meter he was n't fucking her. He was more supply ship and passionate this time, which was skilful. He was giving her the Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde loving. She could n't trust the stamina that he had. She could n't conceive that she could do so many times and still want more. He gave her all she wanted. He gave her so lots, she was afraid for Anastacia. Any man putting this much good loving on one woman would make her go against her own mother for him. This the kind of dick that make a women forsake all others. She admitted to herself that she was already trying to fancy out how she could get some more of his safe loving and he was n't even finished with her yet.
Fuck ! What the inferno have I gotten myself into ?
One week later, Cecile said to her daughter, `` Anastacia, I do n't suppose you 're thinking this through. He 's too old for you ... ''
'' Where did you get that from ? He 's only a few twelvemonth older than me. He 's not like the guys my age, Mom. He 's mature, '' Anastacia argued.
'' He 's experienced .... ''
Angela shook her caput and came to her best friend 's assistance. `` Anastacia, child, we 're just concerned that this one-time man is going to injure you ... ''
'' But you two have never met him, so how can y'all jurist him ? I tell you what, why do n't I holler him and let y'all meet him. ''
Cecile looked at Angela as Anastacia pulled out her cell sound. She did n't need to foul up this weekend, but the sooner Anastacia realized that this Jerome is n't nothing but a dog looking to take reward of her, the ameliorate.
Angela looked worried as she stared at Cecile. She was n't so trusted about this, either.
Anastacia avoided both their center as she brought the phone up to her ear. Both womanhood watched in horror as she spoke to Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus. Unfortunately, they could only get wind one side of the conversation. Both of them prayed that he was busy and could n't make it. They listened intently.
'' Hello, Jerome ... where are you ? '' She nodded, then her human face lit up as she smiled. `` respectable. Swing by Boca center. Me, my mom and godmother are heading to TGIF. Why do n't you meet us ... uh-huh. He 's your blood brother ... of course you can bring him along. The more the merrier. '' She giggled. `` Okay. I ca n't wait to see you either. Bye, '' she cooed, blushing as she ended the call. She smiled at her female parent and godmother. `` He 's on 95, two exits north of here. He 's bringing his brother. He 's older than me too, but a little closer to my age, '' she teased.
A few minutes after they were seated, Anastacia interrupted her mother 's spiel. `` Here they are now ! '' Anastacia bounced up from the booth waving excitedly at the two vernal men.
Cecile cast a wary glimpse at Angela. `` This is going to be awkward. Not to note ugly. ''
'' Tell me about it, '' Angela mumbled, trying to keep the nervousness from showing on her cheek.
Both womanhood kept smiles plastered on their faces as they watched both young men weave their way toward their Booth. They did n't fail to notice the top dog of former women swivelling to watch the two handsome young men, either.
'' Here comes the young dick slinger that wants to remove vantage of my cute baby girl, '' Cecile mumbled under her breath.
Angela grunted in arrangement. `` That shaft of his is just leading the way over here, '' she mumbled back, then got kicked under the table by Cecile.
'' The one in back looks just as dangerous. They 're brothers, so they 're both probably similarly equipped. ''
'' closure, '' Angela mumbled. `` You trying to get me wet ? '' They both watched as Anastacia hugged and kissed the low gear young man on the cheek. She had an arm around him and turned to them bubbling. `` Micheal, meet my mother and godmother, Cecile and Angela ... ''
Both womanhood 's back talk fell as Mikey looked at them just as shocked. `` This is your mother ? '' he asked, pointing at Cecile.
'' We look alike, do n't we ? '' Anastacia gushed, leaning into Hieronymus and wrapping her subdivision lovingly around him.
'' And your godmother ? '' Mikey asked for clarification.
Everyone composed themself. Quickly.
Mikey laughed and nodded before answering Anastacia. So I had n't fucked her mother. mummy finer than her godmother, though. Mmm-mmm-mmm ! I damn sure want to hit mama now that I done blessed my optic on her amercement ass. Damn !
Mikey snapped out of his musings quickly. `` Like sister, rather than mother and daughter, '' he said to Anastacia. He turned back to Angela and Cecile. `` It 's a pleasure to meet you Cecile, '' he said, shaking her bridge player. He turned to Angela, who was blushing. `` It 's a pleasure to see you again, Angela. And acquire your gens. ''
Angela shook his handwriting, relieved and slightly embarrassed. `` It 's good to see you again, too, Micheal, '' she said, stressing his name.
'' Mikey ... ''
Anastacia, who had been planting a kiss on St. Jerome 's backtalk, turned around and asked, `` You two know each other ? ''
Angela glanced nervously at Cecile, then to Mikey, then back at Anastacia. `` I ... we ... ''
Mikey chuckled. `` We met in IHOP 's parking lot the former night. We were there to get rid of our late dark cravings, '' Mikey said mischievously. `` Very occupy night, '' he chuckled.
Cecile and Angela nodded and smiled.
'' What a coincidence, '' Anastacia gushed. `` This is Hieronymus, '' she bubbled, pulling him close to her. `` Eusebius Hieronymus, meet my female parent, Cecile, and my godmother, Angela. ``
'' A pleasure to meet you, Cecile, or should I phone you Mom ? '' he said, shaking her stretch forth hired hand. He held her gaze and smiled.
Cecile chuckled. `` Cecile will do just fine. I 'm too young and fine to be anyone 's female parent, '' she joked.
'' You 're right about that, '' Mikey agreed, causing Cecile to crimson.
Hieronymus turned to Angela. `` It feels as if I know you already, Angela. I 've heard so much about you, '' he said, shaking her hands and giving her a recounting grin.
***
After an entertaining and pleasurable dejeuner, Angela and Cecile sat in Cecile 's Bourgogne Jaguar XK and watched as Anastacia kissed Jerome on the lips. `` Ai n't no saving her, '' Angela said. `` She 's already in making love ... and he probably has n't even put the dick on her yet. And the onetime sidekick seems suave and much more elaborate than the younger crony. If that translates over to the sleeping room, she 's in for a inferno of a treat. One thing for certainly, she 's not going to be shortchanged sexually. ''
Cecile looked over and smiled. `` Well, you experienced the younger brother and he rocked your humanity. I still do n't conceive you talked me out of messing with Jerome, but you went ahead and did it ... '' Cecile paused, shook her head and chuckled, `` ... only you ended up seducing the legal injury Brother. And from the way you described it, it was Worth it. And it turned out all estimable in the end. ``
What Angela had n't told Cecile was that she thought they had ran a geartrain on her ass. She still was n't sure, but before the blindfold, Mikey had fucked her raw dog and came in her ; with the blindfold on, he had made love to her using a prophylactic. The shaft had felt the same -- the bodies, too -- but why would he have decided to wrap up then ? It would have been too belated. Mikey was Dr. Jekyl and Saint Jerome was Mr. Hyde.
'' Well the undecomposed thing about it is now you do n't have to feel hangdog about pretending to be me, and for fucking your godchild 's man. And you 're unblock to get to a greater extent of that young dick that you ca n't terminate thinking about. ''
'' I have n't thought about that tool since that night. ''
Cecile looked at her and hooted. Then she frilled her lips and asked, `` So what you 're saying is that you 're not going to bang him again ? Let me cognize, now, '' Cecile chimed, pulling out her earphone, already scrolling for St. Jerome 's cell phone routine. `` It 's obvious those two can keep a mystic. Both of them lie with what you were trying to do and they probably think, no, now they 're assuming that I was in on it since you had my car and telephone. They could have busted us, but they did n't. Why did n't they ? Only stopping point I can get along to is so that Mikey could hit that again, '' Cecile said pointing over at Angela 's lap. `` They ai n't slick down. You neither. You want that Loretta Young putz again ... ''
'' Okay, damnit ! I 'm not saying I would n't let Mikey hit it again, but I do n't care if you get you a lil gustation. In fact, I highly recommend that you get him to take you to his place, blindfold and tie you up to his bed, so you can experience that Dr. Jekyl, Mr. Hyde loving, '' Angela suggested, and laughed.
'' I sure as Hell could use some of that, '' Cecile said, resting her cell telephone set in her lap. `` Remember what we use to say in college ... ''
'' ... Ai n't no fun if your girl ca n't get none, '' they both sang together, then started laughing.
***
Driving out of the parking lot, Jerome and Mikey laughed and slapped high-fives. `` That went rather well, '' Hieronymus said.
'' I want to do Cecile, '' Mikey said. `` You saw the way she was looking at me while we ate ? She heard about the dick I put on her girl, you can trust that ! '' Mikey boasted.
'' Yeah, I 'm quite sure she bragged about what happened to her after she woke up rather than what happened before she went to sleep, '' Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus chuckled.
'' In your dream ! '' Mikey said, laughing. `` It would get been dainty if it had been Anastacia 's mother, bro ... she 's fine as shtup. I 'll marry that puma. But if it had been Cecile, you would have gotten to be intimate mother and girl. How many people can say they did that ? But do n't care, Cecile 's going to call. You right just promise you 're domicile when I blindfold her sexy ass. ''
Both of them laughed. They stared at each former, then said in unison, `` Ai n't no fun if my bro ca n't get none ! ''
** More Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus and Mikey coming soon. Full duration novel, `` Bahamain Brothers. '' halt tuned ... ...