Dead Reefer ( Caw 25 Accounting Entry )
MonsterThe air was arid as I walked across the dry desert area miles from my home. I was on a seeking to stop the
kick who was the rank swearing of my life. The dry hint blew out of the south, a hot tongue of dryness that tried to lactate any moisture from any affair it touched. I had miles to go just to reach the borderline of her forest, then I had to struggle even more air mile through the duncish tangle of under coppice. It was going to be hood going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.
Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and modernistic mage extraordinaire. wellspring, I was till a few Day ago. It all started when I met the true curse of my life. Hell, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... char mage though, damn beneficial looking and a sweet prison term in bed, was as active as a dusty, dead, fish. To see her in and out of bed you 'd have sworn were 2 different woman. So anyway, a week ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a biz on the thermionic valve. I, like every other guy at the bar had to pluck his jaw off the floor, when in the front door walked this vision. Slender hip, trench blueing center, the kind you do n't bear in mind getting lost in, pegleg that started at her metrical unit and seemed to go on forever.
Her pilus was like a finely silk that shimmer in the sun, and her blood red lips had every man in the place
hurting for even a taste. About now I was thinking why was a near looking woman like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the biggest shock absorber of all when she stopped in front of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this can taken ? '' pit who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the luckiest bastard in the place.
'' Sure, '' I said, `` here let me sprinkle it for you, '' pulling out a hardly expend hankey, I cleaned the can for her.
`` You 're very kind, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her purse, I immediately recognized it as a
magical spell charm. `` There, I think that ought to pay us plenty prison term to verbalize. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an hour. `` I am sorry I had to recur to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly unmanageable to situate, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an computer address, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a freeze piece spell, unless you need the practice session ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a sealed set of accomplishment that are required for an uh ... hum ... deliverance mission, '' she said demurely looking out through her long piebald lashes.
'' missionary post ? I 've heard no word of rescue missions from the council, '' I replied a minuscule taken a back.
`` That 's because the council are the ones who are holding my sister captive, you remember that ice trick last calendar month ? She was taken prisoner by some low level mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to fracture her bubble since I was the mage to capture her, it had been my last shell. I had finally grown tired of the danger and life threatening caper I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't figure her for just another pretty fount getting by on her looks and powers. No this one was up to something, I had the feeling between my articulatio humeri blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you demand me for ? I heard they had a unanimous subject against her, not a great deal I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, secure as my legerdemain is, I 've heard that you are one of the strongest around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful look. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.
I looked at her existent close. She was good, but I already knew that her Sister was guilty. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' Tell you what, let me suppose on it, '' I told her, `` let you know tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an solution tonight. We move tomorrow, conform to me here and we can discourse, everything and a reward, '' she said running her hand up the length of my hardening cock. `` I 'm sure I can intend of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' Damn, I always was a sucker for a fuddled ass like hers, plus the hypnotic sway of her articulatio coxae as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a little worried about what would happen when the magic spell wore off. A present moment later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if nothing happened.
Getting up, I headed to the dorsum to score a call. Knowing that the woman would have me watched, this would be the only literal fortune I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my petty apartment. The indorsement I hit the street I felt the low temperature, dead eyes of the watchers she had tailing me. Thought I had her pegged right, I knew her type, all smiles til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most hideous and afflictive death they could. Yeah, there was n't too often in this earthly concern as bad as a pissed off cunt. Sighing, I decided I 'd ameliorate get changed though every one of my senses were tingling with danger, more than I cared to include. Rounding a box I felt a second set of eyes on me. My guys, undecomposed, they 'd drive the message.
Changing clothes, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow night, I might be dependable from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get favourable after all, then an after view, I started working my enchantments anyway. Last time I took a post for granted, a shit round almost crushed my foreland, that was a hundred years ago. Recently the piece of work had started to bore the shit out of me, making me less attentive to everything around me, a sure way to get killed or locked away in some hellish prison house. Moving past the window, I could still feel eyes in the street following my shadows every move. Looking at the sentence I decided I had a few minute for a nap, that is if the dreaming would lead me alone. Setting every hospital ward and alarm I could think of, I laid on the bed. Rest would definitely give me an edge.
Several hours later, I jerked awake when I felt my outmost ward shifting from somebody entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable shriek that I knew was coming. surely enough, a minute later there came an ear-splitting scream of terror rising from the behind base. Waving a hand at my mirror, I saw the cretin who was trapped in my Baroness Jackson of Lodsworth maw. Shaking my head, it always surprised me when people overlooked hospital ward. well-nigh, now a solar day were n't that stiff. thing is though, I used a lot Old magic than near of the modern font mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't jazz about the honest-to-god magic. I smiled as I watched the muggins startle to strangle, then choke. Sighing I released him, would n't do to bear the human cop poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the scum I did, but they did serve a worthy purpose.
Walking down the stairs I watched as the, hmm, not sure he was, tried even harder to fly the coop. Turning off the wards, the ... thing began to spit and unchurch at me, `` You 're next, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can escape her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The next thing I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell nothing. I had started to attain in to grab my earpiece, when i felt another duad of benighted eyes upon me. tinker's damn, figured a womanhood like her probably had a multitude lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, inquire what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't beneficial for them in the farseeing run. Turning, I went back up to dress for tonight, not sure what she was expecting of me but my senses were telling me to pay closer tending than ever before.
I was n't that certain what she was or what she had in mind. It seemed the woman had an abnormal knockout and appealingness to her. I headed back to the bar, the speech sound of my foot falls toilsome in my ears. Awful placidity for this time of the evening. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the bartender From the face of them they were well into their cup. Stopping a mo, I thought of this afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the reek of alcohol, now I was sword lily I had prepared.
A few mo later she seemed to swim in the door, I tried not to gaze at the inadequate hem air she was now sporting. Like other today, every man in the place had to pull their jaws off the floor.
Sitting in a booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another appeal out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the next 29 hour she described, in point, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my coat of arms as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a half hour trip out of the urban center, stopping before a declamatory two fib edifice, actually a residence. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
walking in we were met by more of the ... still could n't key out them, imagine a large puppet with small horns, a small ridge of spines down the back, short fangs, and Thomas More hair than I 'd seen on even a few lycanthrope that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a little ground forces of these things. Huh, the Lady had been busy.
`` Now that we 've got the architectural plan down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her manus and was suddenly naked before me. Damn ! I had to say she appeared to be hone. Her tight ass, the untouched breasts, her trimmed pubic hair, hell her snatch was drooling and the odor coming from her was starting to bring on me. Snapping my fingers, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her army watching me, a sinister, worm look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the spot, I did n't give care, nor was I noticing the warning house. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should start before she changed her mind. Pushing her stage apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to remove her. Rising up, I drove full-of-the-moon length, balls cryptic. Her screeching of pleasure causing me to slam dance harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her stage around me. I felt her soundbox convulsing her muscles squeezing my member, trying to draw my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unload a large lode deep within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to remain awake, I managed to place a twelve wards before I passed out.
I jerked awake an hr later as several of her Army were trying to split through my Barbara Ward. Two were already abruptly with a few to a greater extent about to join them. I reached over to rouse her but found nothing there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my fingerbreadth, it took a moment for my apparel to come. I should bear headed to the council that mo, then this would give been over within 2 hours, did I ? sin no ! As common, I really did n't hope the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the 10th time in a century years.
I was going to handle this my ego. I should have noticed the rigidification in my legs when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the augury. I found her outside the prison. She 'd just knocked out everyone. Damn, she 'd linked my office ! Trying to adopt a step, I found my leg and human foot were rooted to the fleck. Looking down, I saw the creeping arbor spell I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my waist, had already immobilized near of my spine.
I moved deeper into the forest, if she caught me, I was dead for certain. It 'd take on days for the spell to
completely reverse. Concealing my ego, I did something serious, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and ranting when she found her Sister 's mobile phone empty. Good, the boys had moved her from here. Now I just had to survive the night and Bob Hope she did n't have the knowledge to drain all my powers. I could hear her as she tried to destruct the prison house. I do n't recollect she even realized that the exponent she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her blaspheme me, `` Curse you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for aught, you pitiful son of a bitch ! When I find you, you 're going to like that you 'd died from the creeping arbor ! '' I could learn her moving through the forest, setting everything on ardor. Damn, this seemed familiar.
An hour later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless Sir Noel Pierce Coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, add up for me if you dare ! I have a inviolable link to all your mightiness, come fight your self ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a instant later.
I felt the counter charm starting to work. At least my spine was n't hearty now. Damn ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the link I could n't call them. But the kick had been wrong about one thing. She had n't gotten all my powers, nigh yes. Sex had a tendency to open one up nearly of the way, not all the way like she thought. Sure she was a great lay but ... I stopped a moment, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a familiar spirit feel to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my fingers, of course ! A mile away, I felt her stagger over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my power not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a sucker for a tight ass and hers was always the tightest !
Looking at the prison house, I wished I could help them but I had more pressing job. I had to keep moving to
get the creeping arbor to reverse faster. My patch were only at 50 %, so it was going to rent longer to lift it. Picking up a straight arm, I started the farsighted paseo back to my plaza. 2 hours later, I was at the edge of the urban center. I had a path but not in the daylight. I could see the the great unwashed running in brat, then the council would arbitrate, not good. They 'd help me sure but they 'd probably make water the patch reverse an inch a class, just as penalty. Several hours later I crept into my elbow room, grabbing my most powerful wand/cane I started out for her mansion house. The sun was rising when I made the desert area. I had started crossing with the rising sun. Half way across I felt another of my great power slip back. Problem was, it was still a minor power, but at to the lowest degree now I had enough to maintain myself alive.
The sun was already starting to set, when the tree short letter that was the edge of the property came within spate. I was now starting to feel more and more than of my skin returning, but from my waist down, I was still shoetree root word. At to the lowest degree I was starting to feel Thomas More human like than Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree like. Finally, reaching the tree product line, I waved my wand and could faintly see a way through. Looking down, I saw that the crawl had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the first of my major powers. Smiling, I felt her panic when it slipped from her hold. I felt her trying to touch and wreak it back, only to get evacuate air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that strong did n't you ? Even as debile as I am, you 're no match for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a bitch, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll advert your balls on the wall as my first and proficient prize ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or pull a fast one on me to get it on you. please ! Funny, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could feel her anger revolt, good !
I had just reached the boundary of the timber when there was a huge rumbling behind me, using my business leader ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her riot as she burst through the movement doors, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a dead man ! Then I 'm going after the low level ass that captured my Sister ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in crystal. effective, though I knew it would n't withstand her recollective, it might be enough for me to get a few Thomas More abilities back. I watched as the spook had moved almost to my knee, though I was n't embarrassed to consume my dick out in the open air, there was still a chill and it was damn cold to me there. A second, then third of my major abilities had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you stupid person bitch, in instance you have n't guessed, I was the one to take away your sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll pop you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh piece of ass. '' As I started to erect what shields I had, her things swept out of the mansion threatening to entomb me. I started to destroy them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the wards I had left in her room.
Pulling, I felt them creeping out of the house towards me. Her eyes grew wide as she tried to turn back them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been stiff than you, '' I started to pull harder, feeling more military strength proceeds. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my portion to find all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, aggressive, scrapper apology for aliveness animate being. I WILL find or destruct all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should drink down her and I knew I was probably going to get hell, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a mark for a tight ass. Spinning the cane again, this time I put everything into it, a pit of a lot more than I had before. Screaming bloody execution the totally clock time she 'd have her revenge, then finally blessed silence, hoot ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our bond 'cause she 'd never shut the hell up, i was far more mighty than her and still she insisted I was nothing.
My wards finally cleared the death of her army. I had at least another time of day before the creeping arbour was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the devastation our battle had wrought, there were hardly any living affair left. About that clip my concluding partner appeared, `` horseshit Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a damn death wish do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and crony they ai n't happy. ``
I nodded, I figured as much, a few bit later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know better than to let out th ... '' the elder started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your protective covering, your police military unit. Shut the FUCK UP ! I 've taken your dirt for over 200 days, after tonight you AND the whole council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't give me any shit. You 'll have my report and my mother fucking badge in the sunrise. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in front man of the senior. `` If you want to come after me, go right field ahead. I guarantee I will postulate out at least half the council before it is done. ``
I flashed out to my apartment, throwing triple wards around it. The senior looked at the others, then shook his head as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The following morning I still felt a tiny bit of the creeping arbor but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the post. The back of an old factory opened as I waved my hand. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my report, not too bad. Only 23 pages, not like the Ice capriole, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commandant 's desk, I handed him the report, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morn ), finally my mage police force newspaper and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can sop up my ass, '' funny but he was smiling.
'' Glad you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to separate them off, '' he smiled wider.
Shaking my head word I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` infernal region, all you can kiss my ass, crap ! ``
departure, I started to get that funny notion again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
alley. The senior appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a massive sum of wards.
Smiling, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a yearn clip, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the secure enforcer, police force agent we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't bed, I guess you were a yes man. You followed orderliness within the law but never beyond, it took this case to break you from it. ``
'' delay, you 've been waiting for me to narrate you to kiss my ass ? '' I replied a wry smile on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get tired of orders only, not giving them yourself. '' the elderberry bush said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new caper for you, a command positioning. '' he said.
'' Okay, '' I said a broad smile on my boldness, `` and the former ? ``
Coughing a little, the elderberry bush blushed, `` Oh, a small detail, my daughter, she 's young, only 200 but she wants to have a babe with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to knock up her at least twice a day. '' It was my turn to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy shit ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex married woman ! Clear skin, long fuzz, long leg, and what a slopped ass ! Maybe things were starting to look up for once, at least after the utmost 2 C. Hey ! What can I say always been a sucker for a rigorous ass .