‘ Aliens must exist, due to the enormity of the universe.'
Dick pound sterling was always sure that one was a phallusy. Until one strange night, when he gladly awoke to discover a green glowing alien member inside his ass.
It was prophylactic to say he found himself on the receiving end of a peter Egyptian pound that nighttime. The next morning he arrived at oeuvre. He was a manager, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the peter poundings. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching round off the office like an upright cock. In fact, one day some of the boy had seen fit to wrap him up in a human being size condom - that way, he knew he was a cock. That day, due to the cock pounding he'd received the night before, he walked as if he had a carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That nighttime, he received yet another Green glowing prick hammering. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on EARTH was going on ?

At the end of each day, prick knew he'd be getting a pound. That was one affair he could look on. And the glowing phallus always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the stroke of midnight, shaft woke to the now conversant green glow which filled his room. hammering. Lebanese pound. Sudanese pound. It had began again. Dick grinned. Things were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden excitement, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself facial expression to expression with a sexy looking alien man. The alien, surprised at Dick 's sudden crusade, winked. The first thing he noticed was the green man 's pecs. The alien was ripped, like a bread and butter sculpture. Compared to the outlander, Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick arms, like a weak little girl. peter smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the leftfield. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The alien man adjusted his position. POUND. hammer. pound. The throbbing was certainly otherworldly. Dick frowned and began to grow curious. As the glowing phallus pounded away, Dick 's mind began to fill with questions, much like his anus was slowly filling with ( extraterrestrial ) semen.

After a short while, cock Pound's thoughts drifted. He thought he'd seen the alien somewhere before. But where ? He racked his brains, trying to recall where he could've seen an alien. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The alien looked like notoriously awful rapper Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"Dick Pound mused,"If you could go ahead and evidence me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the outlander responded in jacket,"REAL PLAYAS UP IN HERE NOW. REPRASENT."
The alien's response of some Too $ hort words confirmed cock Pound's suspiciousness - the alien was Too $ hort, and spoke only in jacket crown, much like the lyrics to the Sung"Yo neck opening, Yo Back"must have been written. The pulsate stuck in his head - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a shit beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT SHIT ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL down feather YO backbone UP YO whirl. YOU TALKIN TO A real number PLAYA NOW GURL. REAL. I DON'T GO FIRST."
pecker soon realised the alien spoke not only completely in chapiter, but largely only in Too $ hort lyrics. Suddenly it all made sentiency - Too $ hort had to be an stranger. Only somebody who had observed earth culture from the outside, but never lived it, could let composed vocal and rhymes so terrible and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The outlander was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his dick was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought Dick, as log of shit were removed from his anus during the persist in pounding. pound sign. POUND ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. pecker was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the adjacent dawning fresh as the first steaming turd on a low temperature day. He bounded around the office, spilling coffee from his mug, but not giving one nookie who he spilled it on. One particularly heated moment he managed to sop an Irishman with the contents of his mug, and was yelled at to `` FUCK OFF. '' fist were raised, but at this exact moment, who would arrive in a giant penis shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. short circuit DAWG HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. '' The outside meth shattered, giving way to the giant glowing trade, and Too $ hort entered the spot, pulled down his pants, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot load of ejaculate ! This was turning into a very well day indeed, thought peter !

Too $ hort bundled Dick up in his strong implements of war and took him aboard his dick shaped quad ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) insertion. Dick furrowed his brow, jacking off all the while. Suddenly they were in distance, in worldly concern sphere. Too $ hort penetrated Dick 's ass again, and again and again and again. Pound. Went Too $ hort 's rooster. POUNDPOUND. 2 pounds in spry succession. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A volley - matter were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? Ezra Loomis Pound. Came the answer. No. POUND. And silence. 0 but a exclusive, solitary confinement pound to stop the job. Shortly thereafter, hawkshaw British pound defenestrated himself and started falling back to Earth. You might think putz would die in the vaccuum of space, but he did n't. Dick Pound did n't take any tinker's dam. dick Pound was badass. shaft lb 's tool was all-american. Too $ hort 's cock shaped place ship came zooming after him, ready to penetrate gumshoe 's ass. But Dick 's semen blasted like a jet, allowing him to maneuver away from the deadly infinite cock.

tool began to fly into deep space on the jet of his come. Space is infinite, he mused, yet his semen was beginning to fill almost every crack. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a Shirley Temple hole, which sucked his big gumshoe for him. `` beneficial blowjob ever, '' Dick thought. He would advocate it to anyone. As Dick passed the Hubble deep field, he wondered how big Hubble 's tool was when he was awake. pecker passed the voyager and knew was out far into space now. As Dick grew hungrier and hungrier, he was forced to run through his own seminal fluid. He ended up defecation and vomiting his own semen and eating afterwards, an endless sexy bicycle. He soon found this disgusting and died .