Sheriff lavatory McLoud lounged in his billet chairman, his hat tipped forward over his forehead as protection from the harsh sun light, his hand resting on his gun as was his habit.

He thought about doing the rounds of the topical anesthetic bars, checking on the whores and all the other onerous obligation of a new district Sheriff but he could n't be bothered, so he just sat there.

Around three o'clock Jake Bannister arrived in a tearing rushing, `` Sheriff, Sheriff, fare quick, Widder Mason been raped ! ``

'' You sure ? '' he asked, `` Why she has to be l and she bigger round than a barn threshold ! ``

'' In the night Sheriff, '' Jake explained.

'' You get a description ? '' he asked.

'' Sure, 12 in long at least and three turn, '' Jake explained.

'' Negro, livid, Irish, what we talking about here ? '' he demanded.

'' It was dark, '' Jake explained patiently.

'' It damned well must stimulate been ! '' the Sheriff agreed, `` So lets round up the blackamoor, do an individuality check. ``

'' Why Black person, you racist or something ? '' Jake asked.

'' You want your hot dog examined ? '' he replied, `` That old bitch staring at your private parts while your weenie curls up like some French Snail ? ``

'' Still sounds Racist, '' Jake agreed.

'' Ok, lash out up everyone with a ten inch cock and above. '' the Sheriff suggested, `` Go up to guys and say 'Say, you got a ten inch cock ,'see how yearn you get to keep some teeth. ``

'' We could get a girl to do it, '' Jake suggested, `` One of the pretty young lady from the pothouse, she could help out, we could deputise her. ``

'' trusted, '' the Sheriff replied, `` That 's a fop new epithet for it, you thinking of bending her over the desk and poking her ass while she licks my cock ? ``

'' We could swop over half way through ? '' Jake suggested.

'' Or we could do some real body of work, '' the Sheriff declared, `` But lets do it, get a fancy woman to ask the guy rope how big they gets. ``

'' We could ask at the whore theatre, '' Jake suggested, `` Just ask the daughter who has a ten column inch plus cock. ``

'' Girls do n't have, cocks, except down in United Mexican States, '' the Sheriff explained patiently, `` Oh right, I got you, '' he added quickly as he realised what Jake meant.

'' I guess the girls will lie, how would they know a ten column inch cock ? '' Jake asked.

'' You got a point there, '' the Sheriff agreed, and he sat his hat straight on his heading, `` Lets find us a Negro. ``

They never had far to look, Geert Geerts was sitting in the spook of the front porch with his shoe smooth kit, brand new never used since he moved from Sunshine State a year ago, but it was what he did.

'' Hey Rasmus, you got a ten inch shaft ? '' the Sheriff asked.

'' Not looking at your worthless face Bos, '' he replied.

'' We need a ten in hammer to necessitate a cast off of, '' the Sheriff insisted.

'' Well you find a pretty lady to suck me and I 'll show her twelve inches of man meat ! '' he exclaimed.

The fancy woman sign of the zodiac was quiet like a dead room, `` Thirteen 13 is one hundred and fifty dollar bill seven, XIV XIII is, '' a childlike interpreter was chanting.

'' Dolores, oldest child whore in Carson County, '' Jake explained, `` Hey Dolly get down here. ``

'' Oh sir, I ca n't, I 'm wearing my nightie, '' she trilled, `` Ok it 's off, '' and she tripped lightly down the stairs, `` Oh, it 's you, '' she said as she stood there completely naked, her small-scale girlish tit tiny cumulus on an otherwise flat breast, her light-haired fuzz in little piggy rump like she was a school day kid.

'' We got a job for you, '' Jake explained.

'' I do n't take no cock up my ass, no way, '' Dolores insisted, `` Not for nobody ! ``

'' We do n't want to. '' the Sheriff explained.

'' Then what which way you want to do this three way ? '' she asked.

'' We want to know which guys have twelve inch prick dolly, '' the Sheriff explained.

She laughed, `` Gee you must let a loose ass Sheriff ! '' she tittered.

The Sheriff gritted his tooth, `` Not for me ! '' he insisted.

'' You want to stop by one day honey, '' Dolly suggested, `` Let me clean up you out ! ``

'' Some guy with a twelve in cock raped widow Mason at her cattle ranch, '' the Sheriff explained, `` So we need to do an individuality parade. ``

'' You must be clean loco, '' Dolores sighed, `` I 'll go get dressed. '' She went back upstairs reciting the list of King of Englnd and soon came down wearing a pay school uniform from game E. sport coat white shirt, tie, black skirt and polished shoes.

'' Gee, '' Jake gasped.

'' That 's you on the list then, '' the Sheriff laughed as Jake 's cock visibly swelled.

'' well you sure ai n't, '' Dolly countered with a sneer.

dolly agreed to ask around later that evening but first they went to incur Gerhard Gerhards, he was still waiting on the porch. `` You want to add up down the blacksmith ? '' the Sheriff asked.

'' Nope but I guess I must, '' he agreed.

They went down Eli Brown 's blacksmith shop, `` We want a bronze dramatis personae of Erasmus 's stopcock. '' the Sheriff said.

'' OK, you want a bronze dick ? '' he asked, `` Where the hell do you think I can get bronze ? ``

They looked around at each other, `` Whats so extra about his cock anyway ? ``

'' Ten column inch ? '' Jake offered.

'' expression, '' Eli said and he reached under a bench, `` Cast iron cock, for the widows see, ten, twelve, fourteen inches right up to. ``

'' Saviour ! '' Dolly gasped as she saw the huge lusus naturae Eli was handling.

'' It 's a Table Leg darling, '' he explained, `` We got cocks up to twenty four inch ready to use, just need the rust gotten off and a coat of blusher. ``

'' We 'll subscribe to a twelve, '' the Sheriff agreed.

'' Good choice, '' Eli said, `` But get rid that rust Sheriff or you 'll be shitting blood and then die. ``

The Sheriff glowered, he was getting sick of being accused of being some homo.

'' for sure thing, I 'll get you a tick sometime, '' the Sheriff said and he stuffed the smoothing iron shaft in his bash and they went back to the jail house.

Eli shrugged, `` Check who 's he kidding, '' he moaned as the sheriff had a well gain reputation for not paying his dues.

'' I guess you better get Widow Twankey, '' the Sheriff said.

'' Widder Mason, '' Jake corrected, `` This is serious. ``

'' Sounds like a mime to me, '' doll admitted, `` But you get the widow and the Sheriff can rub his putz. ``

'' Oh good story, '' the Sheriff sniped, `` Why do n't you rub it ? ``

'' You say the cutest things ! '' Dolly laughed, `` But I guess I 'll pass. ``

Sheriff McLoud sat on the porch rubbing the rusty smoothing iron dick with emery paper and a wire brush while half the town fell around with laughing at him, not that they let him see them laughing and then finally with the dick polished he gave it a coating of black-market lead paint.

'' You finished rubbing your prick ? '' Dolly asked later.

'' sure, '' he admitted, `` Where 's Jake ? ``

'' He 's coming, '' she confirmed, `` Only that old caprine animal do n't waddle too fast. ``

He had to fit, but the steps started creaking and Widow James Neville Mason waddled in, the Sheriff sighed. She looked fifty if she was a day. Her huge bosom wobbled obscenely as there was no way she could find a brassiere big enough out due west. She had to be lx inches around her mamilla, with a l nine inch waistline. Maybe sixty round the waist if you could find it. Her hair was Charles Grey, maybe it was blonde once, maybe not, maybe she was born grey.

'' Hi, you got raped right ? '' the Sheriff asked.

'' Sure did, twelve inches of iron gruelling cock. '' she agreed.

'' Gee that hapless bastard must have been desperate, '' Dolly whispered to herself.

'' He fucked into me three times, '' Widow A. E. W. Mason agreed.

'' Sure, and how did he escape ? '' dolly asked.

'' Out the window when I was not looking, '' widow woman Mason agreed.

'' right wing we got cock hunting to do, '' the Sheriff announced, `` Now is this around the right size ? '' he asked and he produced the iron cock.

'' I guess, '' Widow George Mason admitted.

'' You maybe want to try it ? '' dolly asked.

'' I said it looks veracious. '' Widow Mason insisted.

'' fountainhead I do n't believe you ! '' dolly insisted.

'' Yeah Katherine, I reckon you ought to try. '' Jake suggested.

Poor widow mason, her beady little eyes were nearly popping out at the thought of the branding iron cock inside her.

'' Well, '' the Sheriff asked, `` You gong to check it feels right, we need to acknowledge if its ten inch. ``

'' Ok, give me some space, '' she said and when cipher moved she added, `` Get out ! Now ! ``

They left the widow alone with the iron rooster, there was a rustling of apparel and then some muffled pant, `` You Ok in there ? '' Jake asked as he stepped inside the office to see Widow A. E. W. Mason sat on the mesa with her draws down and the Fe cock inside her, although only the flange on the end actually poked out of her between her shoetree trunk sized thighs.

'' speculation it must have been liberal, '' she admitted `` Either that or Fe ai n't like real cock. ``

'' Right, '' the Sheriff agreed.

'' You want to try a real cock, '' dolly said, `` Ca n't you find a guy with a ten inch rooster ? ``

The Sheriff looked in, `` Hey Erasmus, '' he called, `` Got a job for you ! ``

'' What 's up boss, '' Erasmus asked.

'' You want to fuck the widow woman so she feels what a twelve in cock feels like ? '' he asked.

'' Nope, not really, '' Erasmus replied.

'' You want to find a new shoe shine sales pitch ? '' the Sheriff asked.

'' No foreman, '' Erasmus replied, `` I 'll do it, '' he agreed, `` You want to rub my dick doll ? ``

'' Sheriff is the boss cock safety, '' Dolly suggested.

'' expression, this ai n't funny no more, '' the Sheriff threatened, `` So get and poke the widow woman OK ! ``

Erasmus dropped his drawers, `` Gee, '' widow stonemason gasped, `` That sure is big ! ``.

'' That ai n't big, I ai n't turned on ! '' Erasmus complained.

'' Let me, '' dolly sighed but Widow James Neville Mason grabbed Erasmus and pulled him to her.

'' Hell I do n't mind my cock in you but I sure as hell still want it attached to me ! '' he protested.

widow Mason sat on the sharpness of the Sheriffs desk with her fat bulging thighs spread all-embracing apart and someplace in a mass of curly melanise hairs her cunt dripped with expectancy as she waited for Erasmus 's cock.

'' The things I do for you guys, '' he complained as his recollective grim tool slowly disappeared inside the sheep pen of flesh.

'' Has it gone in yet ? '' he asked.

'' I guess, '' Widow Freemason agreed.

'' Let me, '' Jake suggested and he stood back and kicked Geert Geerts up the ass.

Gerhard Gerhards jerked forward, `` Oh god, that 's so good ! '' Widow Mason sighed.

'' So, I done it, can I get back to shoe shining ? '' Erasmus asked, but Widow Mason had her helping hand on his backside pulling him ever deeper inside her and Desiderius Erasmus realised he did n't experience a fortune to escape.

'' Gee I feel horny, '' the Sheriff admitted.

'' I 'll get out you two to it then, '' dolly agreed and she went to leave.

'' Scheol no. I'm horny for a char, not a kid, not a guy a woman ! '' the Sheriff protested.

'' Look honey, everyone knows you like bozo, '' Dolly chided.

'' I do n't imprecate you, '' said the Sheriff as Erasmus closed his eye and imagined he was fucking a steer as he rode widow woman Mason for an coming, `` But I do n't go for little young woman neither. ``

'' Well like I said, '' doll replied, '' Any time you want straightening out, you be my invitee, '' and she was gone.

Geert Geerts was getting into his tread now, the old desk was creaking as he humped and the solid thing was siding nearer the paries with every gibbousness intil suddenly, 'Crack ,'one of the legs busted off. and the whole matter keeled over.

'' Oh Rasmus, that was the best I ever had, '' widow woman James Mason agreed as they lay in a heap.

'' What about this ravishment ? '' the Sheriff asked.

'' Maybe you could institutionalise the suspects around my place ? '' she asked hopefully.

'' You sure it was ravishment ? '' Jake asked as Widow stonemason scrabbled her way to her feet.

Geert Geerts stood up, `` Gee. '' he said and just about collapsed into a chair.

someone walked up and knocked the doorway, `` I say, '' he said in an English accent, `` Some crashing womanhood steal my sawbuck ! ``

'' That 's him ! '' widow woman Mason shouted, `` That 's him, I 'd know that voice anywhere. ``

Sheriff McLoud walked outside, A well dressed cowboy was standing on the porch, `` Say, you been raping Miss stonemason ? '' he asked.

'' If you mean the old crone who stole my buck and locked me in her barn the reply is emphatically no, '' he sighed.

'' This him ? '' Sheriff McLoud asked.

'' Ohhh, sure is, '' she simpered.

'' You a Gigolo or something ? '' the Sheriff asked.

'' Only for ladies Sheriff, your repute precedes you, '' the guy admitted, `` She owes me xx buck. ``

'' You said a whole dark ! '' Widow mason explained.

'' Hey hold up, '' the Sheriff says, `` What reputation ? ``

'' You know very well, '' the cowpoke explained patiently.

'' Well it 'ai n't right on ! '' he insisted.

'' Right, so you 're fucking whores every Nox from sun down to sun up ? '' the cowpoke asked.

'' Not exactly, '' the Sheriff admitted, `` hell I 'm the law, I got standards. ``

'' Exactly, '' said the Cowboy, `` Now if you was a veridical man. ``

'' What the hell do I have to do to convince you ? '' the Sheriff asked.

'' Maybe take over from Geert Geerts when he finishes ? '' Jake suggested.

'' rightfulness, well, nope, I guess I can live with the jibe, '' the Sheriff admitted.

About then there was a squeal like a pig dying, Widdow James Mason was squealing fit to explode, Geert Geerts had been humping her like a demented heel dog and then he must have let fly because she was a howling and a bellow and squealing like it was killing metre at the abattoir.

It was too a good deal so they all went outside to get some air before they threw up.

'' Do you see why I escaped ? '' The Cowboy exclaimed.

'' No wonderment you do n't go for cleaning woman knob, '' Jake agreed, `` If that 's a charwoman. ``

'' She 's too old, '' the Sheriff sighed.

'' What about Dolores, I mean Dolly ? '' Jake asked.

'' She 's a kid. '' he sighed.

'' She been a kid one hell of a long fourth dimension, '' Jake explained, `` I guess char just ai n't your scene. ``

'' So what 's with the rapine ? '' the Sheriff asked.

'' I never raped her, she paid me ! '' the cattleman insisted.

Just then Dolly came back, `` You got any cocks for me ? '' she asked.

'' No, we found us our rapist, '' Jake explained.

'' She paid me, '' the Cowboy insisted.

'' Hell, whoring without a license, thats serious. '' doll explained.

'' Why ? '' the Sheriff asked.

'' grounds you have to birth a whoring permit right ? '' she asked.

'' Sure, '' the Sheriff agreed.

'' And if you goes whoring without you gets locked up boulder clay you get a licence, '' Dolly added.

'' So ? '' the cowman asked, `` How lots is a permission ? ``

'' Two Dollars, except only girls can get them, '' doll explained.

'' Right, so you thinking maybe you raped her ? '' the Sheriff asked.

Geert Geerts and widow George Mason came out on the porch, and everyone shuffled around.

'' Like you get animation in jailhouse for whoring, '' the Sheriff asked.

'' Or get your turncock lopped off and be a girl, '' dolly added helpfully.

'' Or you do your time for rape, '' the Sheriff suggested.

'' And what fourth dimension is that ? '' the Cowboy asked.

'' One week, '' the Sheriff explained.

'' In poky, one week for rape ? '' the cowpuncher asked.

'' hellhole no, '' Jake laughed, `` Tied nude to a runway outside the saloon like a dog so any widow woman adult female can wax right on your cock and there ai n't nix you can do about it ! ``

'' Gee ! '' the cowherd exclaimed, `` You 're kidding right. ``

'' Well think it over, '' the Sheriff suggested, `` I guess losing your cocks no big good deal ? ``

The cowboy fainted.

They left him there and went back inside the office.

'' How you know about the law Dolly ? '' the Sheriff asked

'' infernal region I ran out of shoal script about five years ago, '' she said, `` So I started on law leger. ``

'' How old are you exactly ? '' he asked.

'' A dame never gives her age, '' she reminded him.

'' I reckon she must be pushing twenty, '' Jake said thoughtfully.

'' Twenty ? '' the Sheriff queried.

'' No way, I 'm xiii ! '' Dolly insisted but nobody believed her.

'' I reckon if you let your pilus down, '' the Sheriff suggested, and he reached out and started to unknot her pig tails, `` And washed those fake lentigo off of your expression. ``

'' Hey leave me alone ! '' doll squealed but her hair fell down and Jake wetted a rag and wiped her face.

The Sheriff felt hungriness he could n't stand firm, `` You know you offered to clean up me out, '' he whispered, `` Now 's as unspoiled a time as any. Get out all of you. chip in us some privacy ! ``

'' I guess I talked myself into that one, '' doll agreed and let the Sheriff raise her unawares bird to exhibit her perfect hairless vagina, `` Only you bettor kiss me or say perfumed things of something because homos do n't turn me on. ``

'' Ten dollar ? '' he whispered.

'' living talking, '' she agreed.

'' Fifteen ? '' he suggested.

'' Enough, you wan na acclivity aboard for a trip to heaven ? '' dolly asked.

They looked around, the desk was broke, the floor was filthy, `` My berth or against the rampart ? '' Dolly asked.

The Sheriff never replied but instead dropped his pants and grasped his cock, `` Gee ! '' Dolly exclaimed, `` Hell you 're well hung for a homo. ``

He lifted her by the waist and pushed her against the paries as she guided his cock up against her moist kitty-cat lips so he could lower her refine

'' Be mollify with me, '' she said automatically.

The Sheriff began to hunch, once, twice, three times, `` Oh shit I 'm cumming ! '' he exclaimed.

'' Oh jesus, pull out ! '' dolly wailed but she was far too late as a jet of kindling surged up inside her.

'' You filthy stupid moron, my man always pull out you fool, '' Dolly protested.

The Sheriff looked around, about two twelve faces was pressed against the window, `` What you looking at ? '' Dolly demanded.

'' Show us your mamilla ! '' someone demanded.

dolly undid her shirt and pulled it aside, no one said much as she showed her sad little tits.

'' You 're too beautiful, '' the Sheriff said.

'' You wan na see us fuck again ? '' Dolly asked, as she saw the Sheriffs cock was far from being mild again, `` Then you pay a one dollar bill each ? ``

'' What ? '' the Sheriff asked.

'' screw me again, '' she replied, `` It has to be worth l buck. ``

He never needed no second bidding and he drove his cock up between her sass as she stood on one leg against the wall, she was so full of punk it slid right wing in and they was lost in each early for age, so long that everybody got tired of watching and went down the saloon.

Gently fucking against the door post like lovers until Dolly let herself revel a sly orgasm, which she never did with her man, and then finding he was still hard goaded him into pounding her to a screaming shuddering earth shattering orgasm so intense that she cried out, `` Fuck me ! ``

They stood locked together for a prospicient time as the Sheriff's cock gradually softened, doll just stood quietly and even let the Sheriff kiss her on the sass, .but eventually they had to separate and get dressed

They set to work to neaten the office afterwards, the table was busted so it took a while, and Madam L'Oisseaux from the whore menage came to fetch Dolly.

'' She 's underage, '' the Sheriff explained.

'' The snake pit she ain't she must be twenty four if she 's a day ! '' Madam insisted.

'' mother ! '' Dolly protested, `` Oh well I guess you should hump. ``

'' Work clip ! '' Madam insisted, `` I got a queue of gentlemen waiting. ``

'' We ai n't finished, '' the Sheriff explained, `` She 's straightening me out. ``

'' And how long will that claim ? '' Madam asked.

'' All Nox ? '' he said.

'' A calendar week maybe ? '' Dolly suggested.

'' A month maybe ? '' the Sheriff suggested.

'' More maybe ? '' Dolly added, `` You reckon I could be your secretary or something ? ``

'' Do n't see why not, you passed the audience, '' he suggested, `` And I got a skillful soft bed in the roof we ai n't tried yet. ``

'' bull, '' Madam protested and she went outside, `` What about the rapist ? ``


To be continued