Dead Joint ( Caw 25 Entry )
MonsterThe air was arid as I walked across the dry desert area naut mi from my home. I was on a pursuit to finish the
gripe who was the infrangible curse of my life. The dry wind blew out of the south, a hot tongue of dryness that tried to draw any wet from any matter it touched. I had mile to go just to reach the border of her timberland, then I had to struggle even more stat mi through the fatheaded tangle of under brush. It was going to be ruffianly going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.
Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and modern mage extraordinaire. well, I was till a few days ago. It all started when I met the true bane of my life-time. Hell, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... womanhood mage though, damn good looking and a sweet metre in bed, was as animated as a cold, dead, Pisces. To see her in and out of bed you 'd throw sworn were 2 different womanhood. So anyway, a calendar week ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a game on the tube. I, like every other guy at the bar had to pick his jaw off the base, when in the front door walked this sight. Slender hip, recondite dismal center, the kind you do n't listen getting lost in, legs that started at her invertebrate foot and seemed to go on forever.
Her haircloth was like a ticket silk that play in the sun, and her profligate red sass had every man in the blank space
hurting for even a taste. About now I was thinking why was a good looking adult female like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the biggest seismic disturbance of all when she stopped in social movement of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this seat taken ? '' sin who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the prosperous bastard in the place.
'' trusted, '' I said, `` here let me disperse it for you, '' pulling out a hardly expend hankey, I cleaned the stool for her.
`` You 're very variety, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her pocketbook, I immediately recognized it as a
magic spell magic spell. `` There, I think that ought to give us decent time to speak. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an 60 minutes. `` I am sorry I had to resort to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly unmanageable to turn up, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an name and address, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a freeze spell charm, unless you need the practice ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a certain set of acquirement that are required for an uh ... hum ... deliverance mission, '' she said demurely looking out through her long motley lashes.
'' missionary post ? I 've heard no word of rescue delegacy from the council, '' I replied a little taken a back.
`` That 's because the council are the ones who are holding my babe captive, you remember that ice antic last calendar month ? She was taken prisoner by some low level mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to break her bubble since I was the mage to capture her, it had been my death case. I had finally grown tired of the danger and life threatening line I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't figure her for just another pretty face getting by on her spirit and tycoon. No this one was up to something, I had the feeling between my berm blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you need me for ? I heard they had a solid fount against her, not lots I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, unassailable as my magic is, I 've heard that you are one of the strongest around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful look. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.
I looked at her real number finale. She was good, but I already knew that her sister was hangdog. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' William Tell you what, let me think on it, '' I told her, `` let you know tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an result tonight. We move tomorrow, meet me here and we can hash out, everything and a reward, '' she said running her hand up the length of my hardening cock. `` I 'm sure I can think of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' darn, I always was a sucker for a crocked ass like hers, plus the hypnotic sway of her rosehip as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a minuscule worried about what would pass off when the spell wore off. A moment later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if nada happened.
Getting up, I headed to the vertebral column to make a shout. Knowing that the woman would sustain me watched, this would be the only real luck I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my small apartment. The second I hit the street I felt the insensate, perfectly eyes of the witness she had tailing me. thought I had her pegged right, I knew her type, all grinning til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most hideous and painful death they could. Yeah, there was n't too much in this world as bad as a pissed off bitch. Sighing, I decided I 'd better get changed though every one of my mother wit were tingling with danger, more than I cared to include. Rounding a recess I felt a second set of eyes on me. My hombre, salutary, they 'd start the message.
Changing wearing apparel, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow nighttime, I might be safe from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get lucky after all, then an after thought process, I started working my fascination anyway. close fourth dimension I took a situation for granted, a damn troll almost crushed my head, that was a hundred years ago. Recently the study had started to bore the poop out of me, making me less attentive to everything around me, a sure way to get killed or locked away in some unholy prison. Moving past the window, I could still feel middle in the street following my trace every move. Looking at the sentence I decided I had a few 60 minutes for a nap, that is if the pipe dream would leave me alone. Setting every ward and alarm I could call back of, I laid on the bed. residual would definitely give me an edge.
Several hour later, I jerked awake when I felt my outermost ward shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable scream that I knew was coming. for sure enough, a mo later there came an ear-splitting scream of scourge rising from the bottom level. Waving a script at my mirror, I saw the idiot who was trapped in my hospital ward bunker. Shaking my capitulum, it always surprised me when the great unwashed overlooked wards. Most, now a twenty-four hour period were n't that strong. affair is though, I used a lot quondam legerdemain than almost of the modern font mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't get it on about the older magic. I smiled as I watched the muggins start to strangle, then choke coil. Sighing I released him, would n't do to give birth the human cops poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the scum I did, but they did serve a worthy purpose.
Walking down the step I watched as the, hmm, not sure he was, tried even harder to escape. Turning off the wards, the ... matter began to spit and curse at me, `` You 're succeeding, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can take to the woods her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The following thing I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell aught. I had started to reach out in to seize my headphone, when i felt another pair of drear eye upon me. tinker's dam, figured a womanhood like her probably had a mass lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't good for them in the long run. turning, I went back up to set for tonight, not sure what she was expecting of me but my senses were telling me to pay closer aid than ever before.
I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in psyche. It seemed the woman had an affected beauty and charm to her. I headed back to the bar, the auditory sensation of my infantry falls gruelling in my auricle. Awful quiet for this prison term of the evening. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the bartender From the looks of them they were well into their cups. Stopping a moment, I thought of this afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the stench of alcohol, now I was glad I had prepared.
A few present moment later she seemed to float in the door, I tried not to stare at the myopic hem pipeline she was now sporting. Like earlier today, every man in the home had to pull their jaws off the floor.
Sitting in a booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another charm out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the side by side 29 minutes she described, in detail, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my arms as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a one-half hour stumble out of the city, stopping before a magnanimous two taradiddle building, actually a mansion. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
Walking in we were met by more of the ... still could n't discover them, imagine a large puppet with small horn, a small ridgeline of vertebral column down the back, shortly fang, and more hair than I 'd seen on even a few werewolves that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a minor regular army of these affair. Huh, the lady had been busy.
`` Now that we 've got the plan down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her handwriting and was suddenly naked before me. Damn ! I had to say she appeared to be perfect. Her tight ass, the untouched breasts, her trimmed pubic hair, hell her pussy was drooling and the scent coming from her was starting to work on me. Snapping my finger, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her USA watching me, a sinister, worm look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the point, I did n't manage, nor was I noticing the warning signaling. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should start before she changed her psyche. Pushing her leg apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to take her. Rising up, I drove fully duration, balls cryptical. Her riot of pleasure causing me to slam harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her branch around me. I felt her consistency convulsing her musculus squeezing my member, trying to drag my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unload a boastfully load deep within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to stay awake, I managed to come in a dozen Montgomery Ward before I passed out.
I jerked awake an minute later as various of her U. S. Army were trying to break through my wards. Two were already drained with a few Sir Thomas More about to get together them. I reached over to wake her but found goose egg there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my digit, it took a moment for my clothes to add up. I should induce headed to the council that moment, then this would get been over within 2 hours, did I ? Hell no ! As common, I really did n't intrust the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the tenth time in a hundred years.
I was going to handle this my ego. I should sustain noticed the rigidification in my legs when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the signs. I found her outside the prison. She 'd just knocked out everyone. Damn, she 'd linked my power ! Trying to consume a step, I found my leg and substructure were rooted to the spot. Looking down, I saw the creeping arbor charm I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my waist, had already immobilized nigh of my spine.
I moved deeper into the forest, if she caught me, I was dead for sure as shooting. It 'd take sidereal day for the spell to
completely reverse. Concealing my self, I did something severe, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and ranting when she found her sister 's cell empty. Good, the male child had moved her from here. Now I just had to survive the night and promise she did n't have got the knowledge to run out all my ability. I could hear her as she tried to put down the prison. I do n't think she even realized that the power she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her curse me, `` Curse you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for nothing, you pitiful son of a gripe ! When I find you, you 're going to wish that you 'd died from the creeping arbor ! '' I could pick up her moving through the forest, setting everything on firing. Damn, this seemed familiar.
An hour later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, come for me if you dare ! I have a stiff link to all your powers, arrive fight your self ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a moment later.
I felt the counter go starting to work. At least my prickle was n't solidness now. Damn ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the link I could n't squall them. But the bitch had been amiss about one thing. She had n't gotten all my powerfulness, virtually yes. Sex had a disposition to spread out one up most of the way, not all the way like she thought. Sure she was a great lay but ... I stopped a moment, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a familiar feel to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my fingers, of row ! A geographical mile away, I felt her lurch over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my abilities not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex. Told you I was a sucker for a tight ass and hers was always the tightest !
Looking at the prison, I wished I could help them but I had more weight-lift job. I had to keep moving to
get the creeping arbour to reverse faster. My spells were only at 50 %, so it was going to exact prospicient to annul it. Picking up a straight leg, I started the longsighted walk back to my station. 2 hour later, I was at the sharpness of the city. I had a road but not in the daylight. I could see the people running in terror, then the council would intercede, not commodity. They 'd help me sure but they 'd probably pee-pee the turn turn back an inch a class, just as punishment. Several hours later I crept into my room, grabbing my most powerful wand/cane I started out for her mansion. The sun was rising when I made the desert field. I had started crossing with the rising sun. Half way across I felt another of my ability slip back. job was, it was still a small fry top executive, but at to the lowest degree now I had enough to keep myself alive.
The sun was already starting to set, when the tree line that was the border of the attribute came within sight. I was now starting to feel to a greater extent and Sir Thomas More of my skin returning, but from my shank down, I was still Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree roots. At least I was starting to finger Sir Thomas More human like than tree like. Finally, reaching the tree line, I waved my wand and could faintly see a route through. Looking down, I saw that the creep had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the first of my Major ability. Smiling, I felt her panic when it slipped from her grasp. I felt her trying to reach out and bring it back, only to get discharge air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that firm did n't you ? Even as weak as I am, you 're no mate for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a gripe, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll hang your ball on the rampart as my beginning and best trophy ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or trick me to fuck you. Please ! funny remark, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could feel her wrath rising, well !
I had just reached the edge of the woods when there was a vast rumbling behind me, using my power ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her screaming as she burst through the presence doorway, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a dead man ! Then I 'm going after the low level ass that captured my babe ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in quartz. Effective, though I knew it would n't admit her long, it might be enough for me to get a few More abilities back. I watched as the creep had moved almost to my knee, though I was n't embarrassed to let my putz out in the open air, there was still a chill and it was damn frigidity to me there. A second, then third of my major abilities had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you dazed bitch, in suit you have n't guessed, I was the one to claim your baby ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll kill you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh nooky. '' As I started to put up what shields I had, her affair swept out of the mansion threatening to entomb me. I started to destroy them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the cellblock I had left in her room.
pulling, I felt them creeping out of the business firm towards me. Her centre grew widely as she tried to block up them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been stiff than you, '' I started to get out harder, feeling more speciality payoff. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my destiny to reign all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, aggressive, aggressive excuses for bread and butter creatures. I WILL rule or demolish all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should kill her and I knew I was probably going to catch underworld, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a sucker for a cockeyed ass. Spinning the cane again, this fourth dimension I put everything into it, a hell of a lot more than I had before. Screaming bloody murder the whole time she 'd have her revenge, then finally blessed secretiveness, damn ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our adherence 'cause she 'd never shut the hell up, i was far more powerful than her and still she insisted I was nothing.
My wards finally cleared the last of her army. I had at least another minute before the creeping arbor was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the devastation our conflict had wrought, there were hardly any living thing left. About that sentence my hold up collaborator appeared, `` turd Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a damn death want do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and brother they ai n't happy. ``
I nodded, I figured as much, a few minutes later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know proficient than to expose th ... '' the senior started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your protection, your law force. Shut the FUCK UP ! I 've taken your shit for over 200 years, after tonight you AND the unit council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't give me any tinker's damn. You 'll have my study and my mother fucking badge in the dayspring. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in front of the elder. `` If you want to come after me, go right ahead. I guarantee I will take out at least half the council before it is done. ``
I flashed out to my flat, throwing triple wards around it. The elder looked at the others, then shook his head as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The next daybreak I still felt a tiny bit of the creeping arbor but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the office. The vertebral column of an old manufacturing plant opened as I waved my hand. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my paper, not too bad. Only 23 pages, not like the Ice Caper, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commander 's desk, I handed him the study, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morning ), finally my mage police papers and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can suck my ass, '' funny but he was smiling.
'' Glad you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to tell them off, '' he smiled wider.
Shaking my chief I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` Hell, all you can buss my ass, crap ! ``
going, I started to get that funny remark tactual sensation again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
back street. The elder appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a monumental amount of wards.
Smiling, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a longsighted time, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the strongest hatchet man, police force agent we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't get it on, I guess you were a yes man. You followed orders within the law but never beyond, it took this character to break you from it. ``
'' hold, you 've been waiting for me to tell you to snog my ass ? '' I replied a wry smile on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get tired of gild only, not giving them yourself. '' the elderberry bush said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new jobs for you, a control view. '' he said.
'' OK, '' I said a broad smile on my boldness, `` and the other ? ``
Coughing a short, the senior blushed, `` Oh, a nipper particular, my daughter, she 's young, only 200 but she wants to possess a sister with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to impregnate her at least twice a day. '' It was my turn to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy place son of a bitch ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex married woman ! discharge skin, long hair, long legs, and what a tight ass ! Maybe things were starting to look up for once, at least after the hold out 2 centuries. Hey ! What can I say always been a fall guy for a tight ass .