“ Don't be late our Eileen,"Dan Micklethwaite advised his eldest girl as he got set to set off for his shift in't John Mill,"Promptitude that's what's wanted."

"Yes our Dad,"Eileen replied, as she tried not to concern about her interview for book custodian job at Grimshaws.

She weren't prettiest of lassie, her hair were mousey, her tits weren't aught especial and she hadn't never had a right young man, but that ‘ ent to say she were no virgin, oh no, the hearth brush handle had seen to that on more than than one occasion though her kept that to herself.

She dressed sensitive, that is to say in her best clothes bought especial for aunt Maud's funeral six months since, grey skirt and white open neck opening shirt with a mordant jacket.

"Remember you want's book keepers job, yer not a whore,"her Dad warned when she undid two buttons not one.

"Yes our Dad,"she replied.

"Eee, I can hardly consider it me little girl all growed up,"he sighed as he wished for the millionth prison term he's wore a condom when he scewed her mother against Abbotoire route railway bridge nigh on twenty years afore.

"Reet, now think on,"he said as he gently eased his Walter Raleigh Elswick Special push bike out of sitting room ready to set off down road towards t'mill.

Poor Eileen were in a rectify province, wi next to no face coming in the whole folk needed her to get job. butterfly in her corporation weren't nowhere in it, it were like she'd ate some maggotty meat and the whole bedamn lot had hatched as flies.

She decided a walk of life would do her good, round by gas works, down past where Langley engineering science used to be afore them went broke, down by William Thornton and Rigsby Fueneral parlor and despite dawdling she were still near on twenty proceedings early when she got to Grimshaw's berth on Guisley Road.

"Promptitude,"she remembered he dad saying so she screwed up her courageousness and pulled the Bell cord. It were broke so she banged the doorway. Nothing. So she opened it.

"Yes ?"some sour faced cow asked.

"I come for't job,"she ventured.

"fountainhead thee won't get one on doorstep wll thee ?"the charwoman sighed,"Upstairs, third on right and knock and wait to be asked in."

"Oh, right,"Eileen agreed. She marvellled at the smooth marble floor with"Grimshaws,"laid out in Joseph Black on E. B. White background, the swish mahogany desk and matching president and that in reception way, and at the posh staircase wi photo of Grimshaw's old and new, all looing alike wi their capital bushy beards, except the ladies of course.

She knocked timidly then again hard enough to smart her knuckles.

"By ‘ eck give us a minute you'll have door off hinges,"Eli Grimshaw warned, as he had one of his assocates unlock the door.

"I'm here for t'job Eileen said awkwardly.

"About bloody time, get thee kit off and let dog see t'rabbit,"Eli said kindly.

"What ?"Emily demanded.

"Get thee kit off, thee won't have nothing we ‘ ent seen afore lestaways I hope not !"Eli chuckled.

Charlie"Crusher"Haines and Jim"Razor"Sharpe grinned knowingly as they looked on.

"feel"Emily ventured.

"Does thee want job or not, if thee does get thee kit off, if thee don't bugger off and stop wasting us time."Eli explained patiently.

"We have a sealed criterion to mantain,"Razor explained, in a poncy southerner emphasis,"It's not a big issue surely ?"

"I never stripped before three cuss before,"Eileen admitted.

"I'll help thee if thee the like,"Charlie offered.

Eileen looked on. Eli looked harmless enough, he could have passed for eighty with his bushy beard, Razor was unseasoned, 40 ‘ s maybe, all posh suit, off the peg Gospel According to Mark and Spencer not cobbled together in some vertebral column street swither store, while Charlie was quite a hunk.

Eileen needed the job and she seemed to be out of her body looking on as she started to undo her button.

"Bloody strip down not do a bloody strip,"Eli cussed,"Can't get staff can't even get applicants."he muttered.

Eileen were mortified as she carefully laid her blouse and dame on president. She hadn't expected this of she'd have got some new breeches as hers had a big hole in.

"No Brazier,"Sharpe observed,"Nice firm titty, quite delightful."

"And kinky knee breeches, thee could gve her one thrugh t'hole wi out tekkin'em off !"Charlie observed.

Eli smiled"Reet lass hop up on desk and lets have a facial expression, best pearl knee pants so's we can get a close up."

Eileen gulped but she dropped her knickers to floor and hopped up on desk in just her smarting bleak place and albumen ankle socks.

"Ee, tha'looks champion,"Eli said admiringly as in moving from behind desk to in figurehead he reached down his trouser and aimed hs swelling tool somewhere more comfortable.

Razor also looked on approvingly,"Quite luscious, vieginal almost, you're not I presume ?."

"No,"Eileen replied, none too for certain if she were or not as if wanking counted she weren't but if it didn't she were.

"Quite excellent, somewhat bushy and unkempt,"Razor obsrved as he stepped tightlipped and ran his fngers up her inner second joint,"And so soft."

Eileen felt awkward, legs spread wi her whatsits on show and a bloke fondling her, she wanted to lay back and let him do it but thought that would be unprofessional. That didn't stop her getting very excited and wet at the thought though.

"And easily entered,"Razor commented as he worked the power fngers of both hands inside her eased her crushed mouth apart for a serious view.

"Out way, let dog see cony,"Eli ordered.

Eileen looked on. Eli had took his trousers and pants off and stood wi only his shirt and air-sleeve on, he looked about 80 but his turncock were cock of much younger bloke.

"Bloody ‘ ell !"cried Eileen.

"fearfulness not it'll fit,"Eli assured her,"Might want a good push thinker, thee better brace thee self."

Eileen probably ought to have said no, no way, bugger that for a lark, you can squeeze the job, o summat but the view of all that solid meat going inside her turned her head and she gripped edge of desk business firm like and spread her wooden leg as far apart as they would go.

The tip of Eli's cock rubbed up Eileens intimate thigh sending shivers of anticipation coursing through her vena, it touched her back talk and tentatively and sensitively ventured inside. Through the narrows where her sinew relaxed to alow its passage and on into the caven leading to he womb.

Almost before she realised Eli's hairy crotch banged her minge and his cock were right up her.

"By ‘ eck lassie, thee's sommat special."Eli chuckled as he happily ploughed her.

"Oooohhh,"Eileen cooed with pleasure as he thrusted in and out.

"You had a three some ?"Eli aked.

"No, whay's that ?"she asked.

"Aye its a rarified treat, daughter love it, give her one up t'ass an all our Charlie,"Eli suggested.

"right hand ho gaffer,"Charlie replied as he dropped his sassy gery flannel trousers and attend them neatly over a chair back.

Eli grabbed Eileen around the waist and lifted her corporeal off of the desk and tool walked her around in a set so his ass were against desk and her ass muddle were exposed fix for Charllie to shove his cock in.

Charlie finished aranging his clothes and smeared his dick with olive oil so's he'd coast in a bit sluttish. Even so it were a struggle but his travail pushed Eileen onto Eli's cock. pain in the neck and pleasure mingled making her cry out, butb after a bit of a conflict he were in her and she felt she were being torn in half with two cocks near touching each other inside her.

"It's all very elegant and delightful but I do rather find like a save extremity at a funeral,"Razor observed.

"Stand on a chair and let her sop up thee off then,"Eli chuckled,"Have a quaternity, bit o team edifice and that."

Razor ended up stood on desk and even then Eileen had to twist her head right hand round.

She weren't too sure how to suck prick but Razor just shoved it in and started fucking her face so she let him get on with it, just grabbing a bit of a breath when she could.

She was ending to passing out when everything went empurpled and sparks flew in her wit as she had probably the topper coming she'd ever had wi Eli spunking up her and Charlie takin the cue and spunking up her ass while Razor joined in and damned near choked her by spunking down her throat.

“'E'ee that's what we's lookin'for, tart wi endowment,"Eli suggested.

"Gets my vote,"says Charlie.

"Agreed,"adds Razor as he hauled his cock back in his pants.

"How do you see Buxton Road from Marks and Spencer to Timothy T. H. White ?"Eli enquired,"Ten bob a week up presence or half thee tekkins."

"What ?"Rileen gasped.

"bloom maculation for whorin'” Buxton road Eli explained.

"I'm not no whore, I'm here for book keeper's job !"Eileen explained.

"Oh,"Eli replied,"Oh, bloody hell, thee's not blinking due yet and then its next door."

"This is Micklethwaite and Frickley insurance Associates."Razor explained,"We offer policy to street footer and regulate the industry."

"What MAFIA"Eileen gasped.

No one said anything.

"Grimshaw's office is next door lass,"Eli explained,"best get theeself cleaned up."

Eileen quickly grabbed her dress and angrily began to primp, she pulled up her knickers so firmly that the hole tore some more.

"Wash thee face in bog first,"Eli suggested,"And gargle, thee's got spunk on thee chin."

Eileen was mortified, she nearly went home but something Eli said or inferred made her stay.

She washed as best she could and dutifully knocked on the proper door eruption on ten o'clock.

"come in,"Eli said cheerily.

She went in, Eli was sitting behind another large mahogany desk, this time her were on hs own."flavor have I got job or not ?"she asked.

"Can I fuck thee through hole in thee's knickers w out thee having to flatten'em ?"Eli asked.

"How should I hump ?"Eileen demanded.

"Shall us try ?"he asked.

"If I got job."Eileen replied,"I got me diploma in maths and that."

"Well see I want's a bit on't side, not flashy so every bugger is always tryin'to fuck her all't time,"Eli explained,"but willing and."

"I'll stop thee there,"Eileen says,"I en't being no one's bit on't face, I's got me succeeding to remember on, Book keeper that's what I'm after, not whore or tart."

"Reet, well thee can get record book keeper's job if tha'lets I fuck thee when I want's,"Eli offered.

"And when I get's caught out and up plum duff ?"Eli enquired.

"I know's a adult female as ‘ ll sortb thee out,"Eli explained,"Its no fun being in't blossom o'me life-time and me wife havin'buggered off wi me top salesman."

"I want's it in writin'mind,"Eileen insisted.

"And I want's to stick me cock through hole in thee knickers and hump thee."Eli replied.

"In writing first,"Eileen insisted.

Eli quickly scribbled a job whirl. Eileen read it and smiled. winner. She had her job and pretty soon she would have Eli's turncock up her again.

"What if me Dad chucks me out for screwin'thee ?"Eileen asked.

"Thee'll have to sleep along a me won't thee."Eli confirmed.

"Then best see if thee can get thee tool through trap in me knckers,"Eileeen agreed.

As it happened they couldn't fit his dick through hole so they tore it some more until there was hardly anything to preserve her modesty and then they managed it.

And three times more afore dinner bell sounded.

As bell sounded Eileen rushed rest home to tell her Mam what had happened.

Grinshaws van were outdoors and van man were inside. Her mam were bent over scullery board wi her shirt up he back and knckers down while Grimshaw's man screwed her from behind.

"I got job mam,"she said,"You never said you was gong back on't game ?"

"I ent but he got lovely blue eyes,"she said wistfully.

"And tw and sixpence,"Van driver said,"Where's thee kit, Mr Grimshaw said to tekk it up t'house as thee were his new bit on't side."

"sodomite me, thee as bit on't side, what's world comin'to, is ‘ ee screen or summat ?"her mam ventured.

"Nah green-eyed bugger is Mr Eli since his wife buggered off wi salesman."said the van man wi out pausing wi his nookie,"Wan't thee where he can see thee."

Eileen smiled, no more kipping in single bed wi her three sisters, or wanking wi fireplace brush, she had fallen on her feet wi out a doubt .