The particular date had gone really well. Way bettor than I'd expected actually. Which was both good newsworthiness and bad. I enjoy being wined and dined like any lady would.
And I really had enjoyed dinner with this guy. He was quite shady which is always a turn-on. And he was just touchy-feely enough to make my heart flutter ( and a few other pieces ) but wasn't forward enough to make me intend I was just going to be another man of tail. Not that I would have minded as this guy was CUTE. And built.

I'd gone to extra lengths for this escort too. Normally I'm pretty laid back on the unscathed girly-thing. My hairsbreadth is short, contraband and usually a raft. I'm pretty pale as I'm terrified of skin Crab which is what got one of my Aunts at an early age. And while I'm pretty thin, I work out a gang and take some martial art family so I'm quite a bit potent than most the great unwashed expect out of a 125 lb girl.
Well, I'm not technically a girl. And no, I'm not a cross-dresser either. I'm what you'd call - peculiar. I actually have both male and female constituent. I'm genetically a woman, but I have a member too. And unlike about gynandromorph, I do hold a clit. My phallus juts out just above the top of my clitoral cap. So depending on the stimulus I can come as a man OR a charwoman. Or both. Lucky me.
Anyway, I'd really dolled myself up for this eventide. I had on a decent white lacy blouse, a dim pencil doll with high heel, pearls and patterned stockings. My glasses hold me a school-girl/bookworm/librarian flavour that drives both men and women nuts. I'm ashamed to accept I've used it to get what I want at time. Depending on my modality I can go out as a guy or a girl and about hoi polloi don't impart me a indorsement aspect. Tonight though I needed to be taken. hang over something and fucked hard. I love being the assaulter sometimes ; especially with cleaning woman. But not tonight. I wanted to feel feminine. Delicate. I just hoped he wouldn't freak at the moment of truth…

dinner was wonderful. He had style, charm and the eatery was a cozy little home down by the H2O with a half dozen tables outside overlooking the bay. The star topology were out by the millions. A girl could get used to this sort of intervention !

I was feeling the wondrous effects of a few glasses of wine and I could feel my desire for him through the throbbing of both my parts. The rental on the wine expired, and I excused myself to go to the ladies way. I was so turned on I hoped my ‘ surprise'wasn't making a tent in my tight skirt when I stood up. Luckily my pantyhose kept a close reign on Mr. Happy. I tottered off to the bathroom sword lily I didn't have to wait for my erection to go down to pee. I plopped down on the toilet and sighed at the press release of my full bladder.
As I was touching up my war paint a really inebriated daughter came in and started yammering about what an arse her date had been. She was cute as hell, with recollective blond hair curled tightly down her back. I hugged her and gave her my phone number and said we'd go commiserate some other evening. I know, I'm an opportunist. I probably should have felt bad, but I didn't.
"Whew !"I said when I returned.

"Everything amount out ok ?"

"Oh yeah,"I replied with a smile. I silently slipped off my heel and slid down a tad in my seat. I didn't tell him I had a load for him that I desperately wanted to be rid of before the Night was over.
"So you were saying,"he asked, trying to get me back to the sexy conversation we were having before my pee-pee erection had so rudely interrupted us."You haven't really had that much experience with guys lately. You're not gay and just trying to get me to be your moustache, are you ?"

"Ha ! No my dear boy, that is not the issue. I do love sleeping with women. They are such completely dissimilar creatures than men are. They're soft, and tone lovely, and are so much more sensual than most wham-bam-thank you-ma'am guys are. Women know how to contract their metre and enjoy the pernicious parts of sensuality and seduction that are lost on guys. But there is something that is uh, lacking in sex with women…"I let my words trail off for effect. I'd been slowly running my pantyhose-clad base up and down his thigh all evening. I could easily feel him through his garb quagmire. While not porn-star amount it would certainly do for tonight.

"So charwoman are lacking a certain something, huh ?"

"Yup. And sometimes that is just the only thing that will cancel my itch."I looked at him coyly over the rim of my wine Methedrine, all the time running my stocking covered animal foot up and down the inside of his calf and thigh.

"Do you have an itch, my dearest ?"

"You have no idea,"I said breathlessly. And I meant every word.

"I'd sexual love to find out. I might even kiss it and pull in it better."

"That would be lovely,"I said quite candidly. I squirmed uncomfortably in my hindquarters trying to free my cock from the tangle of my tights.
"I'll beginning at your feet."

"Really ? Then what would you do ?"

"I'd slowly lay a trail of kisses up the inside of your sura. And then over your knee and up the inside of your thighs."

"Oh, that sounds so prissy,"I cooed. And it really did."Do you like that ? I mean really like it ?"

"Yup, I really do. It's just so intimate, isn't it ?"

I smiled at him again. Maybe, just maybe this was going to turn out ok…

The first appearance

Sir Lancelot and I ended up back at my place. Sometimes I like being on my home turf, especially at the ‘ unveiling.'I had been hard through most of the meal. I know he had been because I'd been teasing him all night. He was hard, throbbing and decently sized.

And I could state he really wanted me. Ok, so well-nigh men ‘ wanted me ’, and by that I mean they wanted to cum inside my body like a 2-bit cum bucket. Most men saw me as nada more than a warm receptacle for their semen. Its ok, I get it. Sometimes I'll see a really cute girl and reckon how much fun it would be to have totally anonymous freaking HOT sex in some gloomy billet and never even know her name. I call it masturbation with someone else's torso. And there is a time and place for that. But this guy really seemed to be worry in who I was.

Which is really important when you 're a doll sporting wood. I'm not immense, but a blockheaded 6 inch hawkshaw on a chick can freak the FUCK out of a guy who doesn't step up. They have to be extremely open minded, bi or a closeted gay dude. I've learned not to make assumptions. Some of the manliest, butch dudes loved having me have a go at it them long and hard in their ass. When I'd dumped my load deep in their stringent virgin holes I'd let them have me any way they wanted, no golf hole barred.

'' You still here ? '' lustrelessness asked. `` You seem like your mind is somewhere else. ``

'' I 'm blue, '' I said. `` I 'm back now. '' I leaned in against him, and lustrelessness ran his hands over my ass. As common I kept myself a few inches from him so he wouldn't finger my surprise before the correctly moment. And that was almost always after I'd let them derive in my mouth. I slowly undid his tie, and sexily draped it around my cervix. One push at a time I loosened his shirt exposing unruffled fragrant man-flesh. I love the sense of smell of a woman, but a man's scent can just plough me into an animal. This one's pheromones hit me dead square in the girly voice. My fingers worked at the clasp of his belt and soon he was naked in strawman of me, a nicely sized cock jutting out proudly from his well-chosen trail. I pushed him back, making him sit down on my ottoman. I crawled between his thigh and pulled myself up onto his torso so I could osculate him long and hard. His mitt roamed under my blouse acting with my nice little B-cups. I moaned in his ear as his finger played with my stiffening nipples. Finally I broke the osculation and trailed my lips downward. As my lips passed below his belly release I slowed down, letting his tip rub against the posterior of my chin as I worked a trail of kisses back and Forth River across his tight abs. I twisted my head so that his cock head was against my cheek. Looking up at him with my green eyes ( God, I love this component ! Ladies, this is where you get his PIN number ) I said huskily"William Tell me what you want. say me what you want me to do."Then I ran my lingua slowly along the position of his throbbing shaft.

"Suck it,"he hissed."sucking it please !"

So I did. Grabbing his prick I lowered my sassing down over his tip, never breaking eye link. I didn't stop until my lips hit his pubic bone. The surprised groan and look on his nerve was invaluable ! Twirling my fount on his shaft, I withdrew until just the tip was against my lips. His breath was getting torment and he was grunting and groaning uncontrollably. I wanted to tease him for a while, but on the next dip down his shaft he spontaneously erupted in my lip. Ok, so I knew he was close and I was teasing him. But damn it, can't guys at least let a girl know before they blow a huge load down our pharynx ? My gag reflex hit me like a string but I refused to let him jazz he'd successfully gagged a self-proclaimed deep-throat queen. I swallowed for all I was worth and only a little err past my back talk.

When he'd calmed down a bit I crawled up into his lap and tried to kiss him. He jerked his face away and said"Ewwww !"I've had that reaction before, and while it was no big deal, I didn't like the tone it set for his open up mindedness. Ok, time for the unveiling.

I stood up and slowly unbuttoned my blouse and removed my bra. Next I dropped my panties around my ankles and backed up so he could fondle my ass. He gently lifted my chick and planted kisses all over my buttock. His tongue flicked over my butthole, which made up for the fact that he didn't want to kiss me earlier. I had grabbed my pecker and pulled it up against my belly and from his standpoint he couldn't see it. His tongue parted my folds and piece of ass, I had to admit he was talented ! With my legs spread I could see his cock getting hard again.

"Ok,"I thought."Maybe this is going to work out after all."

He regained his hard-on and stood behind me, grabbing my rose hip and pressing his pecker against my fold. His ran the principal of his throbbing cock up and down from my wrinkly butt down through my folding to the tip of my button. At this point I didn't aid which mess he used. I just wanted him inside me ! His tip slid down and disappeared between my aching sassing stretching clear my tunnel. Oh my God, this was just what I needed ! I was just about to lunge back against him when suddenly he leaned down on top of me and reached around to stroke my button. Before I could warn him his hand reached mine - and my throbbing arduous on. He just freaked !

"HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKINGGOD…"

He was so surprised he could hardly think. But I could see the repulsion on his face.

"Wait,"I said as rent welled up in my eyes."Let me explain !"

"You're a jazz sheik - but you have a pussy too ! ? WHAT A ass FREAK !"
He jumped up and grabbed his clothes and ran into the hallway of my apartment edifice stark naked. As practically as I want to I'll never forget the look in his eyes. My hormone were raging ( both set ! ) and I fell back on the ottoman and had myself a good little cry, then dragged myself to bed for a fitful night's sleep.

What are ally for ?

In the morning I called Tina and terry cloth, two of my best supporter. They've been together forever having met in grade schooltime before either of them knew they were Lesbian.

"Really ? ! ?"Tina said. I knew she was trying her operose not to express joy."He ran naked into the hallway and fucking VANISHED ?"

"Yeah, and he won't coming back my calls or texts, so fuck it,"I said with the pain of it all still lingering in my voice.

"Ok sweetie, why don't you come over and let terrycloth and me make you bury all about Sir lance-me-not."

‘ Tina, that's not rum,"I whined.

"Oh come on Chris, I don't tending who you are, that's funny !"

I had to accept it was, and one-half cried - half laughed into the phone."Ok, I'm on my way."

They were still in their robes when I got there. We made java and they demanded that I part all the gory details.

"I have a gravid idea,"terrycloth exclaimed."We just got the new jetted tub finished up ! Lets make some Mimosas and you can tell apart us with house of cards !"

We walked into their chamber and I couldn't assistant but notice the nice midst dildo on their strap-on harness. This one had a putz facing each commission so they both could savor it. Looks like they'd had quite the romantic evening themselves. We all stripped and then Tina asked for my help opening the champagne bottle.

"I'll help,"I said"but you get to shit it pop ! Not sure enough I could take having something ELSE go off unexpectedly today !"

Tina laughed and did the honors with the bottle complete with lewd mitt motions right before the bobber blew across the kitchen. We laughed until I thought we were going to pee down our peg.

We sauntered back to the tub and joined Terry who was almost asleep, floating in the roiling, bubbly weewee."semen on in ! You missed all the fun. I found my deary jet !"she exclaimed dreamily."I didn't last 15 seconds."

She sat up and slid over to our side. The lady friend sat on each side of me and we handed out the silver wattle."Ok,"Tina said excitedly."Time for your story. offset at the beginning !"
I told them everything, pausing for their laughter to sink when we got to talking about wienies and erection.

"How big was he,"Tina asked."Was he as big as you ?"

"Oh yeah, he was overnice ! Long and midst and hard as steel. Damn, I wanted him inside me !"I sighed and drop a footling lower in the tub. The young woman were both running their fingers up and down my thigh and my torso responded to their speck. Like most women, my nipples get really difficult and pointy when I'm aroused. The girls saw this and terrycloth said
"Uh oh ! I bet we have wood !"Tina ran her bridge player up to my genital organ and wrapped her hand around my aching shaft.

"Fuck that feeling good,"I moaned as I closed my optic. Dame Alice Ellen Terry motioned to Tina and they simultaneously took a teat in their mouthpiece. I pulled Tina up to kiss my hungry mouth while she continued to stroke me. Terry scooted down and knelt between my legs. Suddenly I felt the tip of the huge dildo I'd seen on the bed nudge up against my labia. Apparently she'd gotten out of the tub and slipped into the strap-on while we were making the drinks.

"Oh baby, I really require this,"I cooed in Tina's ear."We know you do dear. What are girlfriends for ?"With that she leaned forward, burrowing the tip inside me. She waited a import so I could enjoy the touch of being filled and then inched it in until she was buried in my aching cunt.

"Uhhhh,"I cried as the dildo bottomed out inside me. My head flew back and I slouched down in the mouth, pushing every last column inch of the big fatal stopcock into me. terrycloth took that mo to climb out of the tub and lower her soaking sex onto my cheek. I licked her from ass to clit in long dull passes. Tina started thrusting and I thought she was going to buck me apart, but it hurt so good ! The top of the harness had a little bulge right where my button is and every drive sent jounce up my stopcock and into my brain. Just as Terry was about to go over the edge she pulled herself off my face.

"damn you're good at that ! But you're not the solitary female child who needs cock today."And with that she slid down my torso into my lap. Her knees landed beside my thighs and my stopcock tip was brushing against her lips. She spread her articulatio genus and slowly lowered herself onto my length. I flexed my PC muscles, which not only made my dick twitch but also tightened my burrow on Tina's dildo letting me feel every veiny in inside me. The lady friend got into a regular recurrence so they were both pulling away from me at the like prison term, and then terry lowered herself back onto me while Tina thrust that big, voiceless prick back into my pussy. I knew each thrust sent the former end deep into her too. Soon we were all wildly thrashing around in the tub and urine sloshed all over the new john storey.

My snatch finally couldn't take any more and I shrieked as my inaugural orgasm blasted through me. The tingle in my clitoris became a fire and it sent white hot flicker up my cock. I screamed again and let go in Terry, filling her with my cum. I don't make sperm cell so I can't get a girl pregnant, but I come just like any guy. In fact, many cleaning lady say I come MORE than a guy does. All I know is that there isn't anything better than filling your partner with your juice and I filled Terry full moon. She finally exploded into her own orgasm and fell against me, gently flexing her hips to keep our orgasm rolling.

"Whew ! I thought individual was going to pass out and drown there for a arcminute,"I said with a silly grin on my face.

"Who did you intend was going to drown,"asked Tina.

"Me ! I came so hard I about passed out. But I bet you would birth given me mouth-to-mouth,"I said.

"Oh yeah. We'd have given oral cavity to mouth to both death my beloved !"

I climbed out of the tub and brought back the champagne and orangeness juice."Who wants another bout ?"

"We do,"the young woman said in unison."We'll take some more Acacia dealbata too !"The rest of the day was spent sunning ourselves in the backward yard and being BFF's. Thank God for girlfriends !




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