“ Don't be late our Eileen,"Dan Micklethwaite advised his eldest daughter as he got ready to set off for his shift in't Mill,"Promptitude that's what's wanted."

"Yes our Dad,"Eileen replied, as she tried not to worry about her audience for Christian Bible keeper job at Grimshaws.

She weren't prettiest of lasses, her hairsbreadth were mousey, her tits weren't naught special and she hadn't never had a proper swain, but that ‘ ent to say she were no virgin, oh no, the hearth brush grip had seen to that on More than one occasion though her kept that to herself.

She dressed sensible, that is to say in her best clothes bought special for aunt Maud's funeral six month since, grey doll and white open neck shirt with a smuggled jacket.

"Remember you want's script keepers job, yer not a sporting lady,"her Dad warned when she undid two clit not one.

"Yes our Dad,"she replied.

"Eee, I can hardly trust it me little fille all growed up,"he sighed as he wished for the millionth time he's wore a rubber when he scewed her mother against Abbotoire road railway bridge nigh on XX years afore.

"Reet, now think on,"he said as he gently eased his Sir Walter Ralegh Elswick Special push wheel out of parlour ready to set off down route towards t'mill.

poor people Eileen were in a correct Department of State, wi next to no brass coming in the completely syndicate needed her to get job. Butterflies in her tummy weren't nowhere in it, it were like she'd ate some maggotty meat and the whole damnably lot had hatched as flies.

She decided a pass would do her commodity, round by gas works, down past where Langley engineering science used to be afore them went broke, down by Thornton and Rigsby Fueneral parlour and despite dawdling she were still almost on twenty minutes early when she got to Grimshaw's office on Guisley Road.

"promptitude,"she remembered he dad saying so she screwed up her courage and pulled the Vanessa Stephen cord. It were broke so she banged the door. Nothing. So she opened it.

"Yes ?"some sour faced cow asked.

"I come for't job,"she ventured.

"Well thee won't get one on doorstep wll thee ?"the cleaning lady sighed,"Upstairs, third gear on right wing and knock and wait to be asked in."

"Oh, right,"Eileen agreed. She marvellled at the brush up marble level with"Grimshaws,"laid out in contraband on white background, the posh mahogany desk and matching chairs and that in reception elbow room, and at the posh stairway wi pictures of Grimshaw's old and new, all looing alike wi their neat bushy beards, except the ladies of course.

She knocked timidly then again hard enough to wound her knuckles.

"By ‘ eck give us a hour you'll have door off hinge,"Eli Grimshaw warned, as he had one of his assocates unlock the door.

"I'm here for t'job Eileen said awkwardly.

"About bloody time, get thee kit off and let dog see t'rabbit,"Eli said kindly.

"What ?"Emily demanded.

"Get thee kit off, thee won't have zero we ‘ ent seen afore lestaways I hope not !"Eli chuckled.

Charlie"Crusher"Haines and Jim"Razor"Sharpe grinned knowingly as they looked on.

"looking at"Emily ventured.

"Energy thee need job or not, if thee does get thee kit off, if thee don't bugger off and break wasting us time."Eli explained patiently.

"We have a sure standard to mantain,"Razor explained, in a poncy southerner idiom,"It's not a big issuance surely ?"

"I never stripped before three feller before,"Eileen admitted.

"I'll aid thee if thee the likes of,"Charlie offered.

Eileen looked on. Eli looked harmless enough, he could have passed for eighty with his shaggy-coated beard, Razor was younger, 40 ‘ s maybe, all posh courting, off the peg Marks and Spencer not cobbled together in some rearward street elbow grease shop class, while Charlie was quite a hunk.

Eileen needed the job and she seemed to be out of her body looking on as she started to undo her buttons.

"Bloody strip down not do a bloody stripteaser,"Eli cussed,"Can't get staff can't even get applicants."he muttered.

Eileen were mortified as she carefully laid her blouse and skirt on chair. She hadn't expected this of she'd have got some new knee breeches as hers had a big hole in.

"No brasier,"Sharpe observed,"Nice house titties, quite delightful."

"And kinky knickers, thee could gve her one thrugh t'mess wi out tekkin'em off !"Charlie observed.

Eli smiled"Reet young girl hop up on desk and Army of the Righteous have a look, best free fall knickers so's we can get a close up."

Eileen gulped but she dropped her knickers to floor and hopped up on desk in just her smart black shoes and egg white ankle socks.

"Ee, tha'looks wiz,"Eli said admiringly as in moving from behind desk to in front he reached down his trouser and aimed hs swelling stopcock somewhere more comfortable.

Razor also looked on approvingly,"Quite luscious, vieginal almost, you're not I presume ?."

"No,"Eileen replied, none too certain if she were or not as if wanking counted she weren't but if it didn't she were.

"Quite splendid, somewhat shaggy and unkempt,"Razor obsrved as he stepped close-fitting and ran his fngers up her inner thighs,"And so soft."

Eileen felt awkward, legs spread wi her whatsits on display and a gent fondling her, she wanted to lay back and let him do it but thought that would be unprofessional. That didn't stop her getting very unrestrained and wet at the thought though.

"And easily entered,"Razor commented as he worked the index fngers of both hands inside her eased her crushed lips apart for a better view.

"Out way, let dog see rabbit,"Eli ordered.

Eileen looked on. Eli had took his pant and pants off and stood wi only his shirt and socks on, he looked about eighty but his cock were tool of much immature bloke.

"Bloody ‘ ell !"cried Eileen.

"fearfulness not it'll fit,"Eli assured her,"power necessitate a good push judgement, thee better duet thee self."

Eileen probably ought to have said no, no way, bugger that for a lark, you can gorge the job, o summat but the mentation of all that solid pith going inside her turned her head and she gripped edge of desk business firm like and spread her leg as far apart as they would go.

The tip of Eli's stopcock rubbed up Eileens intimate thigh sending shudder of anticipation coursing through her vein, it touched her lips and tentatively and sensitively ventured inside. Through the narrows where her muscularity relaxed to alow its passage and on into the caven leading to he womb.

Almost before she realised Eli's hairy crotch banged her minge and his peter were right up her.

"By ‘ eck lass, thee's sommat special."Eli chuckled as he happily ploughed her.

"Oooohhh,"Eileen cooed with pleasure as he thrusted in and out.

"You had a three some ?"Eli aked.

"No, whay's that ?"she asked.

"Aye its a rarefied delicacy, missy love it, break her one up t'ass an all our Charlie,"Eli suggested.

"right ho old geezer,"Charlie replied as he dropped his saucy gery flannel pant and attend them neatly over a chairman back.

Eli grabbed Eileen around the waist and lifted her bodily off of the desk and cock walked her around in a circle so his ass were against desk and her ass hole were exposed set for Charllie to shove his cock in.

Charlie finished aranging his clothes and smeared his shaft with olive oil so's he'd slide in a bit well-off. Even so it were a struggle but his movement pushed Eileen onto Eli's prick. Pain and pleasure mingled making her cry out, butb after a bit of a struggle he were in her and she felt she were being torn in one-half with two peter near touching each early inside her.

"It's all very elegant and delicious but I do rather feel like a spare member at a funeral,"Razor observed.

"Stand on a electric chair and let her suck thee off then,"Eli chuckled,"Have a 4, bit o team building and that."

Razor ended up stood on desk and even then Eileen had to move around her capitulum right round.

She weren't too certainly how to suck cock but Razor just shoved it in and started fucking her face so she let him get on with it, just grabbing a bit of a breath when she could.

She was near to passing out when everything went purple and sparks flew in her brain as she had probably the easily climax she'd ever had wi Eli spunking up her and Charlie takin the cue and spunking up her ass while Razor joined in and damned near choked her by spunking down her throat.

“'E'ee that's what we's lookin'for, tart wi talent,"Eli suggested.

"Gets my vote,"says Charlie.

"Agreed,"adds Razor as he hauled his cock back in his pants.

"How do you figure Buxton Road from Marks and Spencer to Timothy Whites ?"Eli enquired,"Ten bob a week up front or half thee tekkins."

"What ?"Rileen gasped.

"flush spot for whorin'” Buxton Road Eli explained.

"I'm not no whore, I'm here for account book steward's job !"Eileen explained.

"Oh,"Eli replied,"Oh, bloody hell, thee's not crashing due yet and then its next door."

"This is Micklethwaite and Frickley insurance Associates."Razor explained,"We offer insurance to street walkers and regulate the industry."

"What maffia"Eileen gasped.

No one said anything.

"Grimshaw's berth is next door jeune fille,"Eli explained,"best get theeself cleaned up."

Eileen quickly grabbed her clothes and angrily began to dress, she pulled up her knee pants so firmly that the hole tore some more.

"washing thee facial expression in bog first,"Eli suggested,"And mouthwash, thee's got spunk on thee chin."

Eileen was mortified, she nearly went base but something Eli said or inferred made her stay.

She washed as best she could and dutifully knocked on the right wing door kick on ten o'clock.

"seed in,"Eli said cheerily.

She went in, Eli was sitting behind another large mahogany desk, this time her were on hs own."looking have I got job or not ?"she asked.

"Can I fuck thee through hole in thee's knickers w out thee having to send packing'em ?"Eli asked.

"How should I cognise ?"Eileen demanded.

"Shall us try ?"he asked.

"If I got job."Eileen replied,"I got me diploma in mathematics and that."

"wellspring see I want's a bit on't side, not flashy so every sodomite is always tryin'to bed her all't clip,"Eli explained,"but will and."

"I'll stop thee there,"Eileen says,"I en't being no one's bit on't side, I's got me future to retrieve on, volume keeper that's what I'm after, not whore or tart."

"Reet, well thee can have Scripture keeper's job if tha'lets I fuck thee when I want's,"Eli offered.

"And when I get's caught out and up duff ?"Eli enquired.

"I know's a cleaning woman as ‘ ll sortb thee out,"Eli explained,"Its no fun being in't undercoat o'me life and me married woman havin'buggered off wi me top salesman."

"I want's it in writin'mind,"Eileen insisted.

"And I want's to amaze me cock through mess in thee knee pants and fuck thee."Eli replied.

"In writing first,"Eileen insisted.

Eli quickly scribbled a job offering. Eileen read it and smiled. Success. She had her job and pretty soon she would hold Eli's cock up her again.

"What if me Dad chow me out for screwin'thee ?"Eileen asked.

"Thee'll have to log Z's along a me won't thee."Eli confirmed.

"Then best see if thee can get thee shaft through yap in me knckers,"Eileeen agreed.

As it happened they couldn't fit his turncock through kettle of fish so they tore it some more until there was hardly anything to uphold her modesty and then they managed it.

And three times more afore dinner bell sounded.

As bell shape sounded Eileen rushed base to enjoin her Mam what had happened.

Grinshaws van were out of doors and van man were inside. Her mam were bent over scullery board wi her shirt up he back and knckers down while Grimshaw's man screwed her from behind.

"I got job mam,"she said,"You never said you was chime back on't secret plan ?"

"I ent but he got lovely blue eye,"she said wistfully.

"And tw and tanner,"Van driver said,"Where's thee kit, Mr Grimshaw said to tekk it up t'family as thee were his new bit on't side."

"Bugger me, thee as bit on't side, what's world comin'to, is ‘ ee blind or summat ?"her mam ventured.

"Nah covetous sodomite is Mr Eli since his wife buggered off wi salesman."said the van man wi out pausing wi his roll in the hay,"Wan't thee where he can see thee."

Eileen smiled, no more kipping in unity bed wi her three sister, or wanking wi hearth brush, she had fallen on her metrical unit wi out a doubtfulness .