Ah, the naivity of youth. The only thing better is ...

Ah, the naivity of youth. The only thing better is the naivity of Midwestern youth, and this little bible belter was no exception. Straight outta the cornfield with stars in her eyes and a chip on her shoulder she landed in the bright lights and big city of Gamorra without a prayer of making it out unscathed. Come watch this little lamb stray a little too far for her own good. Hallelujah.